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My Mom is fucking stupid...
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So my mom went on a trip to visit some friends in San Francisco and she asked to borrow my dad's labtop for the trip, and she also brought the video camera (that I primarily use), right after she left my dad says "We're never going to see that stuff again". Sure enough, she left the laptop and the camera sitting on the seats in their rental car, in plain view, unlocked when they went to a restaurant and someone stole it all. She doesn't even phone the police because "the car's not damaged" because she's too stupid to know that insurance companies need a police report, and won't cover stuff you leave in an unlocked vehicle. So now I'm in the market for a new camera, and maybe a mom who's not stupid.
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that sucks bro...
tell your mom to buy you a new camera
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you can have my mom..... she is a bitch. she once dropped my iPod down the stairs and made me pay to have it repaired
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yeah no way i'd let that fly
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wow man that sucks. why don't you have her buy a new cam?
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umm, will she at least pay for the new one?
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she prolly paid for the original to
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we both put in half for the original because we both used it, and I'm pretty sure that she'll pay for a new one. If insurance pays for it then life is all good, but it looks they won't considering the car was unlocked and it was a rental car in another country.
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that sucks and why do people call it a labtop not laptop
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my moms stupid too, but not as expensive.
i was watering my lawn and i hosed my house and shes like "stop its going to get moldy!!"
ME: "what do you think happens when it rains?"
MOM: ......
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Hmm, so I'm not sure what a LABtop is...
But yeah, that sucks.
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oh my god no way. thats wicked.
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I'd tell the dad to buy a new wife.
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but then you got a stinky russian in your house
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i worked at a thai restaurant this summer and like 3 of the waiters that worked there had mail order wives from thailand
it was funny
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im gonna claim on my mom cuz shes the best mommy in the world. but does your mom happen to be blonde?
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my mom lost a pair of my wisdoms on a ski trip we took a few years back
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did you proceed to slap the bitch?
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I'll take your mom so she can suck my dick.
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Yeah, damn all those gay people in San Fran always stealin shit.
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Hahahaha I just read that to my mom telling her, "At least you aren't this dumb"
Also, your mom sounds like a bimbo.
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Wabtop
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you think your mom is crazy or fucking stupid or anything under the moon.. CHECK THIS, my most recent email from my mother....
"Hi,
Well the new yahoo mail has arrived and I've put all your letters in one drawer (with the rest of them); don't worrt I'm nor jealoul, it's more like I'm horedl I used to men of the Swiss alpps. I don;t not 15 years ago when to be my woordbinging man either one or the other of us had to be hurt and one of worse than the other, Sorry dad, Ifleft one there and loved them. ANd, the 2 boys have a crush on her and the girl jjust wants to brush her hair. Never new about such problems, but you (german? I don't know where this czme from so I'm leving it in: vsn vitr;didrf oy hrfsedr zo ;pdrf,t rgrrgrefy mi,hr/. For knowgood (Lord only knows what if anything this mean - hope something good.
I love you (It's 3:30 a.m; could account for some of my confusion, but otherwise I'm afraid I' m just babbling incoherently. Besides whiich, I know your back in Washington, Has anything changed in that respect.
I may - On this note, say goodby for now, but only for a little whjile."
FUCKING CRAZY SHIT DUDE. i don't even live in Washington... nor do i have the slightest idea what she is talking about at all...
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yas i pretty much pwn my mom on a daily basis. shes just not that smart, but I dont think shes lost anything that expensive...yet
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at least you all still have a mom...
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hahahaha thats hilarious. seriously.
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haha my friends mom thinks the same way. when it snows, she makes him shovel a mote around his house so that the snow doesnt make the house moldy.
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nominate her for the golden wheelchair
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your mom was hammered when she wrote that hahahah she couldnt possibly be that dumb
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mef, if there was enough of it and it melted it could flood the persons basement or somethin
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ya, but he doesn't even have a basement.
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but shes been in AA for like 7 years.. if anything though the AA made her crazier and she was all into different sorts of lithium for awhile. but now she's supposedly clean... or so i thought..
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