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Head, a question for the girls.
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Now, I'm as big a fan of blowjobs as anyone else is but seriously, why? I can't believe anybody in their right minds would give someone a blowjob. Much less swallow the semen. God its disgusting even thinking about it.
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go down on a girl, she goes down on you. you toss a girls salad and she will fist you. so the rule here is, do not toss a girls salad
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BJs are fun but they don't really get it done, at least for me. neither does sex with condoms though, so i'm fucked haha.
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Duh, you know girls don't get pregnant when they're on top. It's gravity.
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even better, maybe she will sneeze
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who ever said don't try to kiss me right after got that shit right it honestly will make me cringe if a girl tries too kiss me after....
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preforming oral sex acts on the male penis does not taste good and never will taste good. neither do your little men. yuck
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you guys all say just go to sex and y head and stuff but i fuckin love head i dont have to do anything but sit their a let it rain on a hoe. heads bomb when u dont want to fuck
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too lazy for a shag.. thats rather tragic.
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i like that only 5 girls replyed to this thread
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im sure you taste great...not, and don't get me started on the smell (some don't smell, but some do)!
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There's this lube that you can get at Spencers. Used it once a long time ago and she said it wasn't bad at all.
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It's really just a matter of how long ago they showered, and if they were thorough with their washing.
On another note, semen illegidly CAN taste good if you eat healthily! The pineapple rumor that if you eat a lot of pineapple is true, if you were to eat it for like a week regularly accompanying a healthy diet.
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Oral is to sex what chocolate sauce is to ice cream.
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I was talking to this chick one time and shes like "I would never give a guy a bj" and im like well he could always tell you when to stop sucking and shes like you can feel when your about to explode!? and I'm like yeah...
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i'm gunna laugh when some 15 year old from ns knocks up a girl because of this statement
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Not gonna even ask how you know that one Brian.
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bingo, i actually like going down on girls, lots of guys do. granted i havent had a girl who's had too bad of a situation down there so i guess that helps.
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but what i really wanna know is, does shaving them help, i think so
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Maybe you need to stop sucking hobo dick. Some of us keep exceptionally clean penises.
...penises... penii? I think I was right. I've never needed to use the plural before. Huh.
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i think penises is right... but penai sounds much better.
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Haha I knew a comment like this would come up... But oh well, it's a fact.
P.S. You're an asshole, Eli.
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its all foreplay duh, its like going down a girl.
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no want wants pubes in their mouth
so if you keep clean, we keep clean :-)
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eh bay bay
pm me, call me , sumthin
^ only girl with the right mind here
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We had a discussion about this once in high school once. We settled on penii.
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hahahahah that's the best thing i've ever read
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Cancel that second "once"...sheesh I'm retarted.
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in all honesty, once all you little tweeners mature, and get a girl you really dig, you wont understand. its like a nice play, there are multiple acts, an intermission, and a grand finale.
also to all of the ppl that said they wouldnt kiss a girl after she give u head, you kiss her after you go down on her, why not kiss her after she has gone down on you. You all need to get past the whole penises are gay bullshit.
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