Replying to Who else hates their roommates sometimes

Alright, so, who here is in college or graduated and lives with roommates? I live with 2, and they're cool most of the time. One of them boards and skates so we get out to the hill 2 or 3 times a week or go skate around together, so he's pretty chill and never makes any trouble without fixing it immediately, but the other guy is fucking neurotic. I can't stand him sometimes.

On monday I got home from my girlfriend's house in DC, and the place was a fucking shit hole. It was clean when I left on friday, and the other guy left to go camping, so it's not like the destruction was a team effort. He smoked my hookah and didnt clean it, there's trash all over the place, our rug has a huge stain on it, and the kitchen is a fucking war zone with dishes coming out of both sinks and all over the counters. To top it all off, there's filthy clothes and books all over my couch and floor.

I didn't say anything for a day or two hoping he'd clean it up, because I trashed the joint pretty good too a couple weeks ago, and it took me til tuesday to clean up. This morning, though, he woke up and went "ahhhhh man, we need to get this place straightened up dude." I told him I clean my dishes every chance I get, and that 95% of the mess is his fault, including the flies that are starting to gather all over the first floor from the dirty dishes. He says he can't be held accountable for his laziness because he's still tired from banging sluts all weekend, but fuck that. Not only is it a stupid excuse, but I know there were a bunch of girls over here, and I'm 99% sure he didn't hook up with a single one of them, so he can fuck off with that shit.

Any of you guys have roommates that act like complete ass hats sometimes? Chime in, this shit is absurd.