Replying to Elves living in Montana...

So 2 weekends ago a friend and I were grouse hunting in a part of Montana that was heavily mined during the gold rush. We drove this "road" following a dry creek up to a mine, only as we got higher up the mountain the creek was no longer dry but flowing nicely. We thought this was odd but just figured the water must just be flowing underneath the gravel down lower. We got out of the car and began walking the creek looking for grouse. We walked for a little ways down stream until we got to the point where the water dissapeared. Only we saw something extremely shocking. The water was not flowing under the gravel but elves were hiding in tree branches using magic to turn the water in mist and suck it into this big old oak tree. We were in awe of what we saw and asked one of the magical elves what they were doing and he told us they were making the water into magical elf mist. He said it could be used for most everything... watering plants, making snow, making food, putting in a leaky tire to fix the leak, etc... He seemed like a cool guy and even gave us a little bit of it so I am thinking about selling some it to my fellow NSer's is anyone interested in purchasing some?