Replying to I just double-pwned myself

So I decided to go outside and do a bit of skating on my rail. I went in for a grind, fell and ate shit. Hard. So I got pissed and just threw the rail across my front yard, and it landed in the perfect spot. Right on my new phone that i spend 150 bucks on 4 days ago, of all places in the yard. So now I sit here with my elbow swollen to the size of the grapefruit, and a broken phone.

Sorry you had to read that, if you did.