Replying to So my friend tells me he skis..

And im like no way. Because he hangs out with all my friends who ride plus he kinda looks like someone who would ride. Anywho he tells me this and im like what skis you got. Finds out he just rents and I laughed at him. But thats not what this thread is for. He starts telling us about him skiing and shit and then gets into this story about when he went off the trail. Goes kinda like this:

"So Im going pretty fast and I see a makeshift trail into the woods and I decide to go in. well im still going pretty fast and the snow is kinda deep so I cant turn good. All of a sudden I see this tree comming right at me and I stick my pole up to stop myself from hitting it and the pole hits me right in the face"

I laughed pretty damn hard at that. It is one of things where you had to hear him say it but I think the story is funny none the less