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At home drug testing?

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EastSteez.
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how do you bypass it?
Sep 17 2007 5:20PM
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Calb3rt
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there are lots of ways. if its the same kind as my old roomate used to take when he lived at him. he said once he used vineager and yellow food coloring....
Sep 17 2007 5:22PM
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Potatoes
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go to your local hippie store, say, "hi. i need something that'll make me pass a drug test." they will give you the shit.

also, drink water, and generally be a very active person. if you sit around, do nothing, and smoke budzz all day, then you won't pass it. skateboarding or trampolining don't count, either.

i'm on an elite cycling team, THC passes through our systems in a day. so just go out there and run and stuff. but first check with your local hippie store.
Sep 17 2007 5:24PM
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Calb3rt
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why would bouncing on a trampoline or skateboarding not work. since THC is stored in the fat cells, and bouncing on a tramp and skateboarding are both physical activities that get your heart rate up. sure it wont do as much as an elite bike rider but it will still do more then sitting on your couch doing nothing.
Sep 17 2007 5:28PM
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EastSteez.
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i heard that just puttign a little bit of water in also works? is this true?
Sep 17 2007 5:33PM
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Colt45er
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take piss from a clean friend.  try to keep the temperature tho.  other than that, drink milk because the milk sticks to the THC molecules then there it goes!  or i suggest you stop for a little bit if it is going to screw up any relationship.  not cool.
Sep 17 2007 5:37PM
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statuswhitegirl
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take a an small container when u havent smoked or what ever in a while, piss in it and then continue to smoke and when they make u take the test just put the piss in, nenver tried but it sounds ike it would work
Sep 17 2007 5:41PM
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ktollefson_1080
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uhh i keep a baggie of bleach in my bathroom so when ever i have one i just go behind the shampoo and sprinkle some in and pee.
Sep 17 2007 5:41PM
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LC.
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Just confess to your parents. Seriously, it beats the hell out of sneaking around. But then again if your parents are wanting to teat you (seriously??) then they are probably uptight assholes, eh?
Sep 17 2007 5:46PM
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EastSteez.
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does it work everytime?
Sep 17 2007 5:46PM
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invader7
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haha no i know a kid who tried and it showed up as herowin
Sep 17 2007 6:41PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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if its life or death you can starve yourself and drink like 3 gallons of water a day and work out.
Sep 17 2007 6:59PM
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EH_DUBS
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haha i can see that being a funny story
Sep 17 2007 7:55PM
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michelle
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dude i got drug tested with a home test before, it was a fucking joke

at the time i got tested, i had never been under any influence of any type before. but somehow, the test said i had taken coke, heroin, and meth. oh, i passed weed though, the drug my mom was testing me for. it was fucking ridiculous

i say, no worries. take the test, say it's faulty. then go out and get some flush thing and go get a real test at the doctors and shove it in your parents face..
Sep 17 2007 7:59PM
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doublexl
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yeah itd work but theyd wonder why youre pis isnt hot.
Sep 17 2007 8:02PM
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jismontheslopes
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ski hand warmers keep temp good
Sep 17 2007 8:19PM
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