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Mothers shouldn't have IM
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goalsccer (4:29:06 PM): some mother came in wearing a cutoff shirt, showing her saggy belly
mommybiker (4:29:14 PM): great. Ought to attract lots of customers
goalsccer (4:29:10 PM): it went well together
mommybiker (4:29:22 PM): gross
mommybiker (4:29:42 PM): i should wear a cutoff shirt. I'll show you a saggy belly!
goalsccer (4:29:54 PM): ew wtf mom?!
mommybiker (4:30:07 PM): ha!
mommybiker (4:30:14 PM): Be glad I don't do that!
goalsccer (4:30:32 PM): i am glad you dont. id stab out my eyes
mommybiker (4:32:04 PM): bye
goalsccer (4:32:38 PM): bye
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If my mom regularly texted me I'd use a landline instead.
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hahahahaha thats kinda wierd
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ahahahahaha. thats funny, but whats funnier is im gonna add your mom to my buddy list and hit on her.
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Go right ahead. I invited her into a NS chatroom one time. She's pretty much heard it all.
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hahahah! dude thats awesome.
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i had a 3 way conversation with her and one of my freinds. we were talking about how nerdy our parents were, and i was laughing because i knew she was upstairs and couldnt figure out how the hell 2 people were talking to her in the same conversation.
also, my dad thinks he is cool when he attempts to use MSN lingo.
the other day i told him on msn he was grounded (as a joke)and he responded with
iv bn grndd my whle lyf.
i was like fuck this im outa here.
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your mom got angry at me in the dojo
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damn my parents can't even figure out how to send a text message with their phones. it would be pretty fucking weird if my parents didn't just call me to talk.
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hahaha mommybiker im gonna talk to her jk thats weird
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i got this from my mom as a text once.
"mats+pckn+u+up" she couldnt figure out how to make a space so she used plus signs, and she tries to use all these fucked up abbreviations.
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worst thing you ever did by posting your moms screename on NS.
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Or the best thing. Maybe she won't use IM after she gets an online beating from bored skiiers without any snow.
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hahahah i love when mom's try to crack jokes like that but you just end up dry heaving, my mom does it all the time.
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my friends mom always IMs her and it drives her nuts especially when we go out her mom always calls and asks her where she is and who else is there and its wicked annoying
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haha my dad does that too
my parents are divorced , si when I'm at my mom's I some times talk to my dad and he says stuff like N2M and HBU?
pretty funny considering he's a 45 year old married man with 2 kids
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i remember she came into the NS dojo one night.....i dont think shell come back
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i like how she replies 2 minutes later after the stab out your eyes remark, haha.
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my mom is on my blocked list on AIM
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im loling at your screen name
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