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skiierman
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I'm in a store working right now and there are these parents in right now that are letting their kids run wild. They're screaming and shit and the dad is just sitting there wearing his "I love Jesus" shirt and the mom is dangling the baby like a fat hippy version of Micheal Jackson. I feel like claiming that I'm the son of the devil just to get these bitches out of the store.
Sep 16 2007 4:20PM
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doublexl
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ok
Sep 16 2007 4:24PM
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IcePointa
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Say you killed Jesus in a former life.
Sep 16 2007 4:24PM
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bitchassphatz
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rape the dad. that would make him gay and he would be forced to goto hell.
Sep 16 2007 4:25PM
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Black-Bandanna
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"Tits or GTFO!!!1"
Sep 16 2007 4:25PM
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timmi
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dude today i was at work at the bowling alley (i know...) and there was 2 birthday parties. about 40 kids all cracked out on cake and pop acting like they just met santa clause. it was funny though.
Sep 16 2007 4:27PM
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skogenjake
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throw up blood or something. or accuse them of theft haha thatll get them out real quick. just walk up and be like "i saw you take that, and im asking you to leave"
Sep 16 2007 4:51PM
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skiierman
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Haha, go on a rant saying what would Jesus do and all that crap.
Sep 16 2007 4:55PM
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skogenjake
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be like "god saw it too." are they still there?
Sep 16 2007 4:57PM
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skiierman
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Naw they left a few minutes ago. They were in here for a good twenty minutes though.
Sep 16 2007 4:58PM
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skogenjake
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at work i used to have the most trouble with hispanic people. im sorry, huge stereotype, i know. i have many hispanic friends...

buuuut i mean its like whenever like a family came in, they would be in for at least an hour, touch everything and pull from the bottom of stacks of shit, and buy like 2 things from the sale wall. it was like a hurricane. several times, same result. like, when grabbing something from the bottom of a stacked pile, do you lift up the whole stack, then put it down or just grab it and rip it away and let every item get all fucked up and strewn about everywhere?
Sep 16 2007 5:07PM
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skiierman
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YES! That's what these fuckers did! Running around, making a mess and only got four bucks out of them. Pissed me off.
Sep 16 2007 5:10PM
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skogenjake
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i wish all shops were like the vegas clubs where there is a guy at the door keeping people out that shouldnt be there because they are just going to fuck it up
Sep 16 2007 5:11PM
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East.
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FUck Yeah
Sep 16 2007 5:17PM
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Nicholas.
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hahaahha thats awesome. since we are stereotyping...almost every time a black person comes into work (pizza shop) my brother puts in chicken right away, and like 90% of the time they ask for chicken and hes like "its already in!" terrible i know.
Sep 16 2007 5:19PM
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Swan_Solo
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photoshopped
Sep 16 2007 5:19PM
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skogenjake
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dear god hahaa thats terrible and fantastic.
Sep 16 2007 5:26PM
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Alexander_Keith
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You guys should stock Purple Drank
Sep 16 2007 5:32PM
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Nicholas.
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haha! i live in vermont we get like 2 black customers a decade.
Sep 16 2007 5:34PM
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t-roy
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also pics or never happened.

jokes jokes, yeah that would make anyone mad. would've been funny if you happened to be wearing a "jesus is my homeboy" shirt. or you could have referenced zeitgeist and told him jesus never existed.
Sep 16 2007 7:01PM
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KLovelace
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just do an upside down crab walk while spinning your head around in circles screaming your the son of lucifer. that oughta do it.
Sep 16 2007 7:03PM
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TheQuailman
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pics or it dddnt happen
Sep 16 2007 7:08PM
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.makuma.
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hahah
Sep 16 2007 7:19PM
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.makuma.
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hahah
Sep 16 2007 7:23PM
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