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Accidental insults

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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
My ex was driving past a pub called the Brown Cow, so he rolled down the indow and yelled 'how now brown cow' just as a black girl was walking past....
Sep 16 2007 11:15AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
hah there is a resturant place with an outdoor line thingy called joes snack bar in my town and i dont think ive ever driven by without yelling "joes uses baby meat!!!!!!"
Sep 16 2007 11:19AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
there are black girls in yorkshire?
Sep 16 2007 11:32AM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
very few. I know 2, and they're sisters.
Sep 16 2007 11:32AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
hahaha that's hilarious. i can;t think of any i've done but there has to be a few
Sep 16 2007 11:47AM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
one of my friends was in the car with his gfs parents and he just met them for the first time, and he was explaining how much of a dumb fuck he was and goes yeah im gonna go somewhere like bunker hill community college (which is the community college near where he lived sorry for anyone who goes/went there) but so the mom goes oh well i went there is there a problem with that? my friend goes oh well you know what i mean, im like not gonna go to college at all, the mom goes, well my husband didnt go to school at all, hearing that my friend did not talk for the rest of the half hour trip can you say ownt?
Sep 16 2007 11:49AM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
Thats horrible...
Sep 16 2007 11:54AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Wow. That's so awkward. Sounds like something out of an American Pie movie.
Sep 16 2007 12:01PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
i dont get it.....
Sep 16 2007 12:11PM
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Ceru
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 101
hahahahahahha
Sep 16 2007 12:13PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
wow, weird.
Sep 16 2007 1:51PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Did a stripper with anal beads pop out of the trunk at the end of the ride?
Sep 16 2007 1:56PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
yeah i also dont get it. re explain
Sep 16 2007 1:56PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
haha
Sep 16 2007 1:58PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
this one is horrible

my friend used to replay to everyting as like your mom....

ex.fuck you!
re. I fucked your mom

but he did it a few times to this one kid

it turns out his mother died of cancer not-too-long ago
Sep 16 2007 2:06PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Still the best one right here

Half Baked
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jatSZLlIHdU
Sep 16 2007 2:50PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
k well one time me and my friend were walking behind this really really really fat girl inbetween class and there was abit of a clog in the doorway cause lots of ppl were going through and my friend had gone infront of me and i said really lound "stop clogging the door you fat fucking cow" and the fat girl looked back at me and it was obvious she thought i was talking to her....
her friends got really mad at me for getting her upset
Sep 16 2007 2:50PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
omg...lol. that must've been akward..
Sep 16 2007 3:38PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
I'da said...Yea, theres a problem with that, dumb slut. But, you can come work at McDonald's with me if you want.
Sep 16 2007 3:44PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
he was insulting bunker hill saying it sucked the mom went there then said he wont go to college saying that if you dont go to college you will suck at life, and the dad didnt go to college
Sep 16 2007 3:56PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
oh and the dad like invested in like apple or something like that with the 1000 dollars that he had and now is a multi millionare the mom does jack shit though hahah
Sep 16 2007 3:57PM
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