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New Study says Americans have the largest penis' of any country

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bitchassphatz
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crazy huh? must be all that enzyte.
Sep 16 2007 3:09AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I'm skewing the average high. Sorry for getting everyones hopes up.
Sep 16 2007 3:10AM
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45.
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or the people who did the study were american
Sep 16 2007 3:11AM
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Tasche
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Ill be the first to say that im bring America down. sorry bros.
Sep 16 2007 3:55AM
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P.J.S.
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the average is about 4.5 inches, so that's not too hard to beat
Sep 16 2007 4:20AM
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Holte
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Well of course. There's a pretty strong correlation between intellect and penis size.
Sep 16 2007 4:20AM
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alaskakid
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thats tiny
Sep 16 2007 4:26AM
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Mat.
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hard or limp!
Sep 16 2007 4:36AM
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bitchassphatz
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ha! you sarcastic son of a bitch. that's HUGE! for canucks. all you canadian girls know what i'm talking aboot right?
Sep 16 2007 4:55AM
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bitchassphatz
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someone will read this comment and shed a tear, i know i did.
Sep 16 2007 4:56AM
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zerospinskier
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Probably cuz that one dude with the 14 inch one lives here
Sep 16 2007 6:00AM
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dom_uk
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ok so where is this study then?
Sep 16 2007 8:00AM
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skiierman
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That's probably becuase they didn't do the studies in Africa because Africa isn't really considered a country.
Sep 16 2007 9:22AM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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AMMERICA
Sep 16 2007 10:00AM
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KRASHED
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exactly what I was thinking


Its like doing on study on the worlds greatest using only people from one country...stupid
Sep 16 2007 10:54AM
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thedutchmayn
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critical information!
Sep 16 2007 11:35AM
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thenakedcellist
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lol south africa deffinitly does...America maybe second
Sep 16 2007 11:36AM
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thedutchmayn
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ahha watch a lot of discovery channel?
Sep 16 2007 11:38AM
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zylstra
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or porn?
Sep 16 2007 12:13PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i thinhk it obviuously is measured hard. if youre limp, the temperature etc. can change your size but it doesnt really efect you if youre hard.

i cant believe i just explained that.
Sep 16 2007 12:17PM
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UNREAL
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hahahah i lol'd
Sep 16 2007 12:24PM
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scientist
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I love bragging how big my dick is on the internet. PS its fucking massive.
Sep 16 2007 12:28PM
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Nicholas.
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AHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA owned. and yeah 4.5 is smallllll as fuck.....
Sep 16 2007 12:29PM
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martin.
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pics or it didnt happen
Sep 16 2007 12:30PM
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UNREAL
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hehehe
Sep 16 2007 12:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
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4.5 is average? wow...my self esteem just rose a notch
Sep 16 2007 12:56PM
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Crackaghan
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dick scientist hahahah
Sep 16 2007 1:01PM
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ThaLetterM.
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Africa....is a continent...you stupid fuck
Sep 16 2007 1:01PM
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Nicholas.
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAH oh my god....
Sep 16 2007 1:05PM
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skiierman
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Damn...

see I don't even have to try, I'm going to get that GW Award again.
Sep 16 2007 1:07PM
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doublexl
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haha ownt.
Sep 16 2007 1:56PM
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anxju
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hahahaha
Sep 16 2007 2:01PM
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b-ladd
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soooo, how exactly does one go about conducting such a study?
Sep 16 2007 3:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
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well i mean i go to school at CU in colorado and the end of my dick is still sitting in new jersey so they're probably right.

hahah kiddinggg obviously
Sep 16 2007 3:20PM
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IcePointa
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africa has countries in it moron
Sep 16 2007 3:21PM
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Nicholas.
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really you were kidding?
Sep 16 2007 3:23PM
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TerminatorX
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ahhh... no shit?
Sep 16 2007 3:32PM
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IcePointa
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...And so obviously the Congo is gonna have the largest penis size of any country. Those dudes gotta dick slap gorillas to show em whos boss.
Sep 16 2007 3:41PM
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Mod
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I'm man enough to say I'm rolling with about a solid 5 incher, 3 cheers for being a short son of a bitch!
Sep 16 2007 3:43PM
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Nicholas.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OH MAN that post and the one about cock slapping gorillas....damn hahahahahahaah. and really? that sucks, not to be a douche but i repect that you admit it. as long as you can fuck im sure its fine.
Sep 16 2007 3:47PM
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alaskakid
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hahahahha
Sep 16 2007 3:47PM
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Mod
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Well I'm 5'6 so from a distance I look stacked!
Sep 16 2007 3:47PM
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dowalibeast
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it's not considered a country because it's a continent...
Sep 16 2007 3:55PM
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Craigskis
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Maybe it's because the rest of the world consider most American's to Be "Dicks"


haha

I can't believe no one beat me to this punchline.
Sep 16 2007 3:57PM
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IcePointa
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THIS STUDY IS OBVIOUSLY FLAWED.

We all know that Africa is a continent. But if they really found the average size of a man's penis in every country, one of the COUNTRIES of Africa would obviously win.


!!!They tie lion/gorrilla testicles from animals they killed with sticks to the end of their dicks. The length of a real man's penis in a COUNTRY OF AFRICA is directly proportional to the weight of killer beast's nuts they carry around!!

This is why they never progressed past tribal society. The blood that supposed to be in their brains is in their dicks!!!
Sep 16 2007 4:01PM
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currentwestman
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actually u wont be because the first reply said that so shutup
Sep 16 2007 4:02PM
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marsland
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did it hurt when your dick got cut in half?
Sep 16 2007 4:05PM
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mski
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Super! But a majority of those are getting more time in hands than dick mittens
Sep 16 2007 4:10PM
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IcePointa
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For sure. I haven't seen anyone having sex ouside since 1977. Where'd we go wrong?
Sep 16 2007 4:12PM
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skiierman
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The internet.
Sep 16 2007 4:13PM
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Luc.
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FUCK YEA...good movie.

but i highly doubt there is any truth to this statement...
Sep 16 2007 4:18PM
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