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The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Committee pronounces the RE-augural Award Winner for the week of Sept. 8-14

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prophet
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We, the committee do hereby assign the title of MORON to NS member:

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for the following outstanding post:

skiJRF
413 Posts
Ridiculous

Sep 14 2007
4:05:42
so last weekend at a party my friend passed out after 15 beers, a few shots, some weed, salvia and some knife hits. he passed out at like three in the morning on my friends parents bed and pissed himself and threw up everywhere. so at like five we cleaned all the shit up and drug him downstairs and into his car. i was sitting in the drivers seat and he was right next to me in the passenger's seat.

then he started like uncontrolably shivering and shit and like spitting. it was fucked up and kept like shaking him and he was just passed the fuck out. i didn't think he could be too cold cause it was like 50 out (we live in ak). so i drove him around for a while and then realized his car didn't have any heat. so i parked him on a sideroad like a half mile from my house and walked home hoping he would be fine. he was shivering like the whole time but started to wake up a bit by the end.

talked to him the next day and he felt like shit but he was fine. anybody else have somethin like this happen? or know why he was all full body shivering and spitting and shit? scared me pretty bad when i thought about it.





Feel no pride in this designation, champ, for you are fucking stupid. The Committee rests.
Sep 15 2007 12:06AM
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kyle_w
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i laughed so hard when i read that. why would you fucking leave him there?
Sep 15 2007 12:10AM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
hahahaha.
good pick
Sep 15 2007 12:11AM
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Black-Bandanna
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That was quite possibly the most idiotic thing I have ever read. I'm having trouble comprehending his stupidity. Haha, holy shit he is dumb!
Sep 15 2007 12:16AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
haha yess i was the first to call him out on it too.
Sep 15 2007 12:16AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
"of the week of (date)" haha
Sep 15 2007 12:29AM
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Henry
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 41
haha, solid
Sep 15 2007 12:38AM
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Nicholas.
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wow dude. what a retard.
Sep 15 2007 12:45AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
i think you just got nominated for next week
Sep 15 2007 1:38AM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
yo josh no honorable mentions?
Sep 15 2007 2:21AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
Yep, that was a beaut.
Sep 15 2007 2:21AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
RUNNER UP THIS WEEK:
“Dweezil$$
8083 Posts
Crazy Fool

Sep 3 2007
1:24:15
mixed an antibiotic and some alcohol by accident. went to my friend's building. One thing led to another, and before i knew it, i was about to jump down a flight of about 15 stairs in the dorm building. I did it once and stomped it. the people watching me called all their friends and told them to come watch it. second time i came up short, and now, the entire back portion of my foot is legit purple. It hurts pretty bad, and I can't put any weight on my heel, so i have to walk on the front part of my foot. not good.”

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:

In a thread about how PBP movies are getting stale:

“creighton
2269 Posts
Addict
Sep 12 2007
4:12:58

i would love to punch you in the face for being a faggot. i dont like gay porno. so i dont watch it. u dont hear me complaining how gay porn never gets any better though do you?”



“-Armada_1242-
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Insane

Sep 12 2007
1:22:48
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Quoting knal from Sep 11 2007 10:30:55:
i think Simon does steroids so im not gonna comment in order to avoid any unfortunate encounters

ill bet you all pro athletes (cept for maybe candide) have done steroids once in their life”

“freestyler540
4837 Posts
No Life

Sep 13 2007
4:19:09
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Quoting Rowen from Sep 13 2007 4:14:50:
How about a safe sex day?

Well, they don't believe in abortion so the US will be full of dysfunctional families that raises (or tries) dysfunctional children. So as the population rate rises, so does the crime rate”


In a thread about 9/11:
“no-jesus=no-war
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Insane

Sep 11 2007
8:27:01

its not THAT big of a deal dudes, it was like 6 years ago”

I think that’s sufficiently retarded to end this on. See you all next week, when we have more than three days to compile these... should be a good one. And we might actually put the date on the certificate.
Sep 15 2007 3:13AM
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alaskakid
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great thread
Sep 15 2007 3:18AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Well done sirs, well done.
Sep 15 2007 3:44AM
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caucasian_chad
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haha good idea
Sep 15 2007 10:06AM
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freestyler540
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hahaha awesome!
Sep 15 2007 11:46AM
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kyle_w
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those are the best honorable mentions and runner up in the history of the GW. at least to my memory
Sep 15 2007 11:49AM
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skierdudeguy
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we're baaaaaaaaaaaack
Sep 15 2007 12:59PM
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thenakedcellist
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ohh god awasome!
Sep 15 2007 1:06PM
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JeffersonDavis
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this isnt even close to the days when strode put together the list of NS 10 most Infamous/Redic Posters.

Sep 15 2007 1:09PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
aha nice
Sep 15 2007 1:26PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
HEY

FUCK YOU STRODE. You took my props.
Sep 15 2007 1:34PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
haha when iread that post he made i had a feeling he would be the winner
Sep 15 2007 1:40PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
yeah... we might. oops.
Sep 15 2007 2:25PM
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TheButterHashira
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In a thread about 9/11:
“no-jesus=no-war
1821 Posts
Insane

Sep 11 2007
8:27:01

its not THAT big of a deal dudes, it was like 6 years ago”



wow i remember that. i wish that this would have won the award
Sep 15 2007 2:30PM
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andy_boy
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Excellent.
Sep 15 2007 2:33PM
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JeffersonDavis
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werent you Crystalneedsapark and strode all spearheading the initial mvmt
Sep 15 2007 2:54PM
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Elijah.
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Ahaha great thread.
Sep 15 2007 3:31PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
now we just need the little gloden wheelchair symbol next to their name, so everyone knows. hell, maybe even their own category.
Sep 15 2007 3:36PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
HAhahah so true their names should be gold instead of blue for the whole week.
Sep 15 2007 3:55PM
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estaked
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Yea JD coming through with the runner up.

Good choices looks like it was real hard. hah
Sep 15 2007 8:54PM
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Ryno
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All in favor of banning skirtf for the week say I!
Sep 15 2007 9:16PM
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snwbrdmilf
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It's *Aye you silly fuck.
Sep 15 2007 9:25PM
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Ryno
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Vote you silly fuck
Sep 15 2007 9:27PM
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PeteyG
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alright maybe i wont bet you
Sep 15 2007 9:33PM
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sdfjklioeur
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haha, great thread
Sep 15 2007 10:50PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
but.
i explained it and it was a misunderstanding, i meant its not a big deal that the day was 9/11 not that 9/11 wasnt a big deal, cause it was
so lets not speak of it again
Sep 15 2007 11:27PM
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charmander
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and on a less serious note
im dissapointed i didnt win grrrr
adn i want a gold name
Sep 15 2007 11:28PM
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charmander
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and on a less serious note
im dissapointed i didnt win grrrr
adn i want a gold name
Sep 15 2007 11:28PM
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timmi
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you should have a flamming pile of shit next to your name. now stand up for yourself. answer that pm. bitch.

Sep 15 2007 11:32PM
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crooks
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that sums it all up right there, you stupid fuck.
Sep 16 2007 12:02AM
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charmander
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its not my fault im 14, being older than me doesnt make me any less smart than you, maybe i am less smart but not cuase im 14
Sep 16 2007 12:03AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

am i just tired or did this make no fucking sense what so ever?
sorry about the thread hijack
and like i said, im not a very good christian. you dont have to be a good christian to know that what you are doing is just fucking stupid.
if you didnt change your name to offend, what did you change it to that for? attention? what?

Sep 16 2007 12:04AM
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crooks
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oh really? is that what they teach you in 7th grade?
Sep 16 2007 12:04AM
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charmander
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ummmm nooooo actually im in 9th grade thank you very much
hahaha yea school sucks
but seriously though, you can think what you want it doesnt matter to me really
Sep 16 2007 12:09AM
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almostaskier
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Ah, a smile to my day. :)
Sep 17 2007 1:58AM
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IcePointa
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Shoulda put him in the drivers set and set the car in drive before you left. Buckle up of course. Would have been the least you could do...
Sep 17 2007 2:06AM
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Von
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no-jesus=no-war

just that should get a golden wheel chair
Sep 17 2007 3:35AM
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heath
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Sep 17 2007 3:48AM
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IcePointa
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Ya, cause the Crusades never happened, right? Course you take out the Jesus figure and it just get's replaced by some other supernatural deity that we try to please.
Sep 17 2007 3:54AM
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skodeo7
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Lost...666 aka this tool, should be perma golden wheelchaired.
Sep 17 2007 10:59AM
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