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Genies

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mocksteeze
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so lets say that one day you rub an old bottle thats been sitting in your attic forever, and boom... a genie pops out and says he'll grant you three wishes. first two wishes you use on stuff you've always wanted, but for your third wish you wish for the genie to not grant your wish. if the genie granted your wish, he would be not granting your wish if you see what im sayin. so what would happen? would the universe explode? implode? would the genie explode? or would the genie just say, "No"?
Sep 13 2007 10:58PM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
yeah because i go looking for old bottles to rub in my attic
Sep 13 2007 11:01PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969

well...since he has to grant your wish...and your wish is for him to not grant it...that makes it a double negative...and two negatives equals a positive so it would end up like him just granting but not granting your wish so why dont you just wish for some nice...

[IMG]http://blogs.chron.com/whitehouse/archives/peeps.jpg[IMG]

Sep 13 2007 11:11PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
fuck im a noob...it was a pic of peeps...the delicious candy

clik the link not gonna humilitate myself more

http://blogs.chron.com/whitehouse/archives/peeps.jpg
Sep 13 2007 11:12PM
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sampsihoyos
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he would hold up a piece of paper with a mathematical "no solution" sign
Sep 13 2007 11:28PM
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doublexl
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id wish for my hand to turn into a pussy...
Sep 13 2007 11:35PM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
HAHA. yes. I say the genie would punch you in the face and turn you into a hemroid on some fat guys ass.
Sep 16 2007 1:30AM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
ALLLSSSOOOO, if he said no, he would be refusing to grant your wish, which in turn would make your wish granted, which would be going against your wishes.
Sep 16 2007 1:35AM
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Mezmerize19
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well you never really asked for anything so what is he granting in the first place?
Sep 16 2007 1:42AM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
why would you waste a wish?
Sep 16 2007 4:41AM
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GatoGordo
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I would make my first wish be to have unlimited wishes. Problem Solved.
Sep 16 2007 8:53AM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
Thats against the rules!

I'd wish for £300 million.
And for that spontaneous regeneration thing on Heroes - wouldn't have to worry about breaking anything skiing....
Oh, and thirdly, I'd wish for health for all my family (including future generations)
Sep 16 2007 9:18AM
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hippie_cat
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ive thought about my 3 wishes entirely too much

wish 1: be able to control time, NOT travel through it. but, id make it so that no matter what happens, i cant go back in time more than 10 seconds before i summon the genie, so that the only way i could unwish the wish or make it so i never summon the genie is purely on purpose

wish 2: ability to change myself physically in whatever way i want. this means shrink, grow, morph, look like other people, grow wings, heal myself, whatever.

wish 3: flawless expression. this means if i could think it & picture it in my mind, i can draw, paint, sculpt, say, whatever, it.
Sep 16 2007 9:36AM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
Wow, that is well planned.
I still like mine better though.
Sep 16 2007 9:45AM
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beer.
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1. jedi powers, especially the ability to choke people
2. to be amazing charming and persuasive so I can sell anything/get any girl
3. immortality
Sep 16 2007 12:31PM
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mocksteeze
Posts: 115 - Karma: 28
i actually thought of that right after i made this thread. oh well
Sep 16 2007 9:43PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
Just use the third wish to wish for a new genie with 3 more wishes. Rinse. Repeat.
Sep 16 2007 9:45PM
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mocksteeze
Posts: 115 - Karma: 28
fucking genius. now i just need to find me a genie huh?
Sep 16 2007 9:50PM
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[~_~]
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You could just as easily disprove the divine powers of this world-renown "Jesus" character.

Sep 16 2007 10:06PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
1.have any girl want to fuck me on comand
2.to be rich as hell and never have to work and have a ballin house and like 10 vacation homes the size of the whitehouse
3.be the best pro skier in the world
Sep 16 2007 10:18PM
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