Replying to Fuck teachers

m gonna rant in here, cause its not worth a thread.

so yesterday im in chem lab, and the teacher comes up and says
"shawn, give me your phone".
me "uh why?"
her "cause you were using it"
me "no i wasnt, i was seeing if i brought lunch money cause i have warm ups on and dont have my wallet"
her "either give me your phone or you get written up for that and insabodination(sp?)"
me " i wasnt using it, your not getting my phone"
her "fine with me, well see if your so smart tomorrow when you talk to the principal."

she is a fucking cunt, she basically didnt even let me explain. she is the worst teacher ever she just talks the entire time, we havent even opened our books yet or been assigned to and have a test tomorrow on chapter 1. fast forward to today.

i get called to the office, and im thinking im gonna show laslo whats up that bitch.

i asked not to see mr. talerico, cause he is a dick head. i had to see him though.

him "mrs laslo says you were using your phone as a way of communication during class, and then refused to give it to her saying she couldn't have it.
me "wow, way for her to tell a one sided story.
him "well please tell me what happened then"
me " i was counting money for lunch, cause the bell was gonna ring in like 2 minutes. i was wearing soccer warm up pants, and didnt remember how much money i brought. i guess she though i was using my phone and told me to give it to her. i wasnt though."
him "so your phone was out, and you were going to use it but didnt get a chance?"
me "alright, seriously i am sick of this stupid stuff just give me my detention, you are an idiot."
him "5 days, do you need a pass to get back to class?
me "no ill be fine"
him "if you leave this office without a pass i will give you more detention"
me "jesus christ just do what you have to do before i flip out.

seriously, i hate this shit. i get in trouble a decent amount in school, but at least i actually do something wrong. fuck this is probably long and pointless and i dont even fucking care.