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Teachers' strange habbits..

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meggles
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soo basically my english teacher stares at every girl in my class's boobs when she talks to them. and she sounds like she's about to cry when she talks..anyone else have any creepy/odd teachers with creepy/odd habits..?

Sep 13 2007 5:01PM
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meggles
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i think im gonna get searchbar owned, dammit.

Sep 13 2007 5:03PM
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TheButterHashira
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my 7th grade teacher raped little boys

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/7329796/detail.html
Sep 13 2007 5:03PM
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grams.
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oh man, my math teacher talks to us like were about 6 years old and end EVERY sentence with an "mmkay?!"

typical conversation in math:

teacher: so what your gonna do with this is have to divide it buy 4! mmkay?

teacher: *picks on me* spencer, do you have any questions?

me: i'm pretty sure you're gonna have to divide by 5 mmkay?


Sep 13 2007 5:06PM
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Shorton
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pics or it didnt happen
Sep 13 2007 5:07PM
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timmi
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my english teacher is the weirdest teacher you could imagine.
she looks like what you would expect an unraveled mummy to look like, somehow mixed with a flamingo.
she always has lipstick on her teeth,
she always licks her lips,
she makes the odd perverted reference
my freind took his shirt off in class one time as a joke, she was like "thijs! put your shirt on! *puts on glasses for a closer look*"
she writes probably the equivilent to 3 paragraphs of comments on essays, yet you can litterally make non of it out.
she grades incredibly hard.
Sep 13 2007 5:08PM
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Hannah.
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my math teach did the mmmk thing too and always taught from the back on the room

nother teach after every sentance would push air outta his nose like a snort
Sep 13 2007 5:09PM
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tequila
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I don't go to school :D Yippeeeee!

But no we had this one teacher that would spend all lesson stepping forward then stepping back in this tiny little space while he talked to us. He also used to live with his flies down. There's a Facebook group dedicated to him.

Oh, and there was a french teacher who drank way too much water, so she's run into the classroom 5 minutes late, put some books down then dash out to the toilet. She'd leave to go for a piss at least twice per lesson (which were 50mins long)
Sep 13 2007 5:16PM
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meggles
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haha that reminds me, my old ass french teacher will wear skirts and sit on a barstool in the front of class, put her feet up on  a bar near the bottom of a kids desk, and pretty much not cross her legs at all. its straight up nasty.

Sep 13 2007 5:21PM
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followCam
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i have an english teacher in my school who is the exact double of tom hanks......everyone thinks it, even other teachers. his breath smellls though
Sep 13 2007 5:24PM
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tequila
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Oh oh oh, my drama teacher used to do that - except she'd sit at a chair and put her feet on another while we were sat on the floor. But she always wore stockings and suspenders with her long skirts. Was really embarrassing if she ever asked any of us a question, we didn't know where to look....
Sep 13 2007 5:24PM
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Crackaghan
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hahah my math teacher (coolest teacher ever) makes sound effects for everything on the white board and yells random things like in class one day he told us we couldnt divide by 0 becuase it would cause a huge disaster like a butterfly flapping his wings cuaseing a rain storm on the amazon...and he said that in a span of 5 seconds..literally


Sep 13 2007 7:34PM
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doublexl
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do you have ruttenbrg zack?
Sep 13 2007 7:55PM
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Crackaghan
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no i have clark.  he has like crazy ass sideburns and wears short shorts
Sep 13 2007 7:57PM
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Nicholas.
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balla!

i had one english/french teacher who was real smart but reallllllly foreign/stupid if that makes sense. he was from morocco and apparently he was royalty there but hes modest so he wont answer anything about it...but he drove an 08 bmw 5 series and wore 300 dollar shoes daily...he also played for the moroccan national soccer team, hes in one of the fifa games i guess. but yeah he got fired cause this RETARDED kid in my english class always fell asleep and he told him he was gonna draw on his face if he did it again...one day the kid fell asleep again and he wrote wake up on his face...kid threatened to sue and the guy got fired. total bs.
Sep 13 2007 8:08PM
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Mod
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I have this teacher named Mr. Chaff and he's like 75 years old and is waiting until his daughter graduates (yes, daughter, not grand daughter, daughter) to retire and hes the horniest son of a bitch ever. He's weird but hes funny of shit
Sep 13 2007 8:13PM
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josh.
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my sisters teacher would tell kids to talk to the hand and would flip the desks over.
Sep 13 2007 8:16PM
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*V-Love*
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When people say "ummm" alot during speaches its pretty noticable and they sound sort of ignorant but I have this teacher in one of my college classes that says "and stuff" after almost ever sentence. Its so distracting. I counted last class, 127 times in 105 minutes not even exagerating at all.
Sep 13 2007 8:19PM
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Elijah.
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My math teacher cried a ton in class, but she was terrible.
Sep 13 2007 8:37PM
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roaklee
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my geometry teacher looks like a froge
Sep 13 2007 8:37PM
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roaklee
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***frog
Sep 13 2007 8:37PM
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TheButterHashira
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my biology teacher is a bithc. she makes us put our backpacks at the back of the room like elementary school kids. shes never taught highschool so she treats us like little kids. but its got cool people in it at least
Sep 13 2007 8:40PM
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jimmer
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my teacher married his daughter's best friend....his daughter is in college at the moment. he is about 58.
Sep 13 2007 8:43PM
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Sno.
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how'd you change your name to blue? i thought you couldnt change it after signing up? hmm, guess i was wrong.
Sep 13 2007 8:44PM
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KillJib
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I never thought teachers were supposed to smoke weed but one of mine come into school high a lot
Sep 13 2007 8:46PM
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meggles
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me? got sick of the pm's, talked to a mod and they helped me out
Sep 13 2007 8:46PM
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Sno.
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haha. stupid boys.
Sep 13 2007 8:47PM
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Nicholas.
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hey hawtiessss^^^ wanna phuck???!!?!11?!?
Sep 13 2007 8:48PM
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zylstra
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my english teacher speaks vulcan. like off of star trek.
she also has a haircut that makes her look like a penis.


my geometry teacher growls at us. like alot.

hi megan.

Sep 13 2007 8:50PM
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meggles
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hahahaha my english teacher has the exact same type of haircut i swear
haahahaha. its terrible. she came in dressed as a grim reaper the first day.

heyloooo.
Sep 13 2007 8:54PM
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Fujative421
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our one home ec. teacher teaches to an imaginary class before her real class comes in in the morning. like she goes through her whole routine...
Sep 13 2007 8:55PM
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maclem
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my teachers just shit on kids lives. or smack them.

hi megan
Sep 13 2007 8:58PM
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Sno.
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i had a teacher that would always say "see the door, use it"

everytime you'd say something he didnt like, of if he thought you were misbehaving "see the door...use it."
Sep 13 2007 9:01PM
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skiierman
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My professor just said the other day, "If you can get it up and in, you can have a baby."
Sep 13 2007 9:08PM
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zylstra
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fuck ya shes mine bitch
Sep 13 2007 9:12PM
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skijunkiedtm
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love the sig
Sep 13 2007 9:14PM
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babujib
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searchbar n()()bz but that is kinda wierd
Sep 13 2007 9:15PM
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sowstochd
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bio teacher says "alright" after evry sentance.

biz analysis teacher has a lisp

marketing teacher cant stop smiling and gets sidetracked and talks about getting clothes from an taylor and the loft in class

english teacher is from brooklyn and has an annoying accent
Sep 13 2007 9:16PM
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*monsterskier*
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lol..i laughed at that
Sep 13 2007 9:22PM
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zylstra
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i forgot to change it.
thank you
Sep 13 2007 9:26PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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I had a teacher like that, execpt she was like 22 and mad hot...
Sep 13 2007 9:32PM
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fragglemuffin
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i go a private all dudes school so obviously tons of us do mad drugs...and this one kid in my global class was stoned out of his mind during class and someone asked him how much he smoked and he said like 2gs and then my teach heard him and was like "ur shits weak...ive got more than 2gs in my bag right now!" and the funny part is he was serious...hes a hippie and he like trips during classes and shit. hahahaha
Sep 13 2007 10:16PM
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Ceru
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hahahah my driving school teacher says "ok?" after everything, and he gets mad/confused when i laugh my ass off when he says it cuz he doesnt know hes doing it. like seriously, he said it 172 times last driving school class and i almost fell off my chair from laughter
Sep 13 2007 10:18PM
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Piste.Off
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when my theology teacher gets excited he will bite his lip and jump up and down screaming the body of christ
Sep 13 2007 10:21PM
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General_Shredgnar
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My friends teacher basically lets kids go ape shit and do whatever they want in class as long as they dont use a lisp or a gay accent.
Sep 13 2007 10:37PM
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unchyll
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my 7th/8th grade history teacher got arrested for having child pornography, he had like terrets too. he would scream so loud when he got mad too it was fun
Sep 13 2007 10:42PM
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nathanielstyza
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sometimes when im fucking my 60 year old male algebra teacher in the ass he says really wierd stuff about tapioca fetishes and other obseneties
Sep 13 2007 11:49PM
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Black-Bandanna
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SEARCHBAR NOOOOBLAR!!!!1!!!1
Learn how to spell noooooooooooooooooooob!!!11!!! Noober McNoobNoob! NoobZOR!



Oh and my English teacher is an alcoholic. I guess that's a habit. hahaha He's drunk in class a lot. It's pretty hilarious.
Sep 14 2007 12:01AM
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bombin_baker*
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i have a teacher that says "ok now everyone lets get out a slice of paper" who says slice of paper?! and another teacher over pronounces the "h" in words like white. And if she ever pronounces it normal...she corrects herself.
Sep 14 2007 12:05AM
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Microcosm
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I had a teacher who did that last year. it was so annoying, hhhwhere? hhhhwhat? bahaha, didn't correct herself though.
this year my math teacher doesn't say S's at the end of her words.
Sep 14 2007 12:15AM
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