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Goldschlager

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Freeskifro
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Why do you think they put 'real gold flakes' in it? I think the flakes cut the inside of your stomach, thus letting the booze hit your bloodstream. Leaving one drunker faster.


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Aug 23 2003 1:03AM
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caylorswift
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never thought of that


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Aug 23 2003 1:06AM
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Jib_This
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because gold is so pimp, and pimps drink goldschlager



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Aug 23 2003 1:07AM
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stumpy
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it's just for show there's a filter on top of the bottle that stops it from goin into ur drink
Aug 23 2003 1:08AM
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strode
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dead nazis are the best drink ever
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goldschlager
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mmmmmmmm





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Aug 23 2003 1:11AM
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Freeskifro
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yeah, but who actually leaves the filter on?


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'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

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Aug 23 2003 1:12AM
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johnnypsunami
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ive enever had a filter on my shit....
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Aug 23 2003 1:57AM
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buttocks
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and its not actualy gold its just gold colored tinfoil you dirty jews





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Aug 23 2003 1:58AM
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huckster989
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the first guess was almost right. the gold bits are passed through your stomach and what not bu become lodged / stuck in your liver...where the booze is prossesed so when the get there theliver is like 'oh shit what the fuck is this' and tries to get rid of them by 'opening' more and that results in your liver absorbing more booze so by theory you can drink more if you ingest the gold bits. its a pretty dope idea.
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Aug 23 2003 2:54AM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
where did you hear that? shit if thats true i'm gonna swallow some pebbled when i drink a beer.


Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley

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Aug 23 2003 3:16AM
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yeti
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uuhh there is no filter on any bottle of goldy i've ever bought.

mix one ounce of goldy with one once of jager and you've got liquid cocaine...fucking awesome shit!

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Aug 23 2003 7:47AM
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tan
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i smell a lawsuit


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Aug 23 2003 10:20PM
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