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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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coop-son
Posts: 783 - Karma: 28
Someone came into my house and stole my moms laptop
that shits whackkk
Sep 12 2007 6:45PM
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Cronin
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
lock your doors?!?!?!
Sep 12 2007 6:46PM
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coop-son
Posts: 783 - Karma: 28
yea but we live in the woods
like far up in the hills
Sep 12 2007 6:51PM
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vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10
did your mom owe anyone drug money?
Sep 12 2007 6:53PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
booby traps...?

that, or take your address off of myspace, along with the photo album you made about your mom's "sweet new laptop"




just kidding, of course, just buy a big 'ol gun

Sep 12 2007 6:54PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,948
my friends brother had a party, and his friends friends took the new huge plasma TV and the stereo...it was kinda sketch, but they're cool and rich, so they just bought a new one...
Sep 12 2007 6:57PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
sucks for you!
Sep 12 2007 6:59PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
holy fuck thats kinda creepy. especially if u live in the woods. maybe it was a bear just tryin to get on the interweb
Sep 12 2007 6:59PM
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coop-son
Posts: 783 - Karma: 28
naw some kdi down the orad prolly
will get him
lol
Sep 12 2007 7:05PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
quit lieing. you sold it for crack money and told your mom it got stolen.
seriously though. were you home?
Sep 12 2007 7:06PM
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Sep 12 2007 7:20PM
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Cronin
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
your mom didnt pay her pimp and look what happens....
Sep 12 2007 7:21PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
hahahahahh

did you photo shop that or is that online?
Sep 12 2007 7:23PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
Posts: 1048 - Karma: 16
man that sucks,do u have insurance
Sep 12 2007 7:25PM
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Cronin
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
i laughed reading that.... good stuff
Sep 12 2007 7:27PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
get a really good,secure safe box?
Sep 12 2007 7:28PM
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JNew
Posts: 227 - Karma: 10
sound the easiest to me
Sep 12 2007 8:20PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
BAHAHAHAHAH dude that cracked me right up.
Sep 12 2007 8:23PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
haha i love you slandis that was amazing
Sep 12 2007 8:25PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
i have a lock for mine
Sep 12 2007 8:26PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
how the fuck do you walk outta a par-tay, with that shit annd no onez like wut the fuck?
Sep 12 2007 8:33PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Sketch man... someone is not feeling the peace coast.
Sep 12 2007 8:53PM
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calebski.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 10
that sucks
Sep 12 2007 8:57PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
if its a kid down the road i would beat his ass and get my moms lap top back
Sep 12 2007 8:59PM
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GangstaKid
Posts: 464 - Karma: 3
there was this party i went to a few years ago where some sketchy kids stole the T.V,Stereo,Dvd Player all the dvd`s,cd`s and every thing else what was worth stealing.

So a couple of day`s later i found out that my bro was some thing to do with it.
Sep 12 2007 9:18PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
It's.. so.. simple.
Sep 12 2007 9:20PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
high powered weapons

just tell every1 u have them(and make sure u actually do)

unless ur a douche and let those get stolen, too, then ur f-ed in the a
Sep 12 2007 9:24PM
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R.Z.A.
Posts: 778 - Karma: 11
right like... you wouldnt notice me taking a large plasma tv out of your house? was the dude hammered during the party/
Sep 12 2007 9:59PM
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MOGULS...
Posts: 505 - Karma: 194
once some asshole stole all the change out of my car

i amounted to like 4 $ though so it was ok
Sep 12 2007 10:04PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
bringg out yo 9!! but seriously call the cops?
Sep 12 2007 10:06PM
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coop-son
Posts: 783 - Karma: 28
or not get a 800 dolla laptop back lol
Sep 13 2007 9:20PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
where do you live?
Sep 15 2007 1:03AM
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kabo
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
do you live in Glastonbury by any chance? because if you don't that's weird because the same thing happened to a kid i know
Sep 15 2007 1:12AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
yo dude, basically it comes down to this: ninjas. they do that, you just gotta learn to cope.
Sep 15 2007 1:20AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
maybe it was 2pacs spirit
Sep 15 2007 1:32AM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
haha what would he want from with a laptop/
Sep 15 2007 1:35AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
haha, yea probably
Sep 15 2007 3:51AM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Sep 15 2007 2:11PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
don't worry I tried to sell it on ebay, but then I got hit by a bus because im an asshole
Sep 16 2007 1:18AM
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