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The royalty of ns.com

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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Ok. Harvey is god. CKO is a demi god. the admins are the devil. but that leaves the rest.
Who is king, queen, prince, princess, jester...ect of ns.com

who deserves what titles, ie funniest, best contributor, shit talker ect...

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fuck shit ass cunt
Aug 22 2003 7:49AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
no man. im the royal time travelling guy who gives stuff to the society, hits on the princess, saves the kings life, then comes back to present time. nobody's seen that movie??


Joel
Aug 27 2003 4:37AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
what...no ones nominated me for something condescending demeaning or demoralizing b/c they dont like me?
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1-800-BUTT-MONKEYS.com.net.lesbian P.O. Box 2, City Place, 47 Years in the Voluntary Pilot Firefighting Bear Safe Sun Screen Kids Please Call Now ~~capurnicus

'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan
Aug 27 2003 4:43AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
ok, you can be the guy that gives blowjobs for crack...


On my way to goddom
Aug 27 2003 5:03AM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
what am i then? besides the king of getting animals drunk then laughing at them??


'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.

'maybe he stuck a dinner roll in her butt.' - strode 420
Aug 27 2003 6:52AM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
I'm the official pretty person. Anyone that disagrees can talk to my hot model fist.


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'I read this book, and the murderer/rapist was named Matt Harvey. It made me laugh while I read it.'
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Aug 27 2003 8:27AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
alright official NS Crack Whore,i like it
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1-800-BUTT-MONKEYS.com.net.lesbian P.O. Box 2, City Place, 47 Years in the Voluntary Pilot Firefighting Bear Safe Sun Screen Kids Please Call Now ~~capurnicus

'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan
Aug 27 2003 3:26PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
itsbackfliptime....me and you will start a band of adventurers stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.

2 Inchers Club

www.kg-archives.com
Aug 27 2003 4:57PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
have u learned nothing from the teachings of monty python? Stealing from the rich, and giving to the poor until the rich are poor and the poor are rich? Dandis moore



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
Aug 27 2003 5:01PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
wait one more time, what am i?




i guess i could be the royal lotr scholar, but thats not cool enough for my tastes
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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 27 2003 11:16PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Dan you could be...I can't think of anything.

-Sara

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skihood.com
Aug 28 2003 12:19AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
i will be the the livestock.. yaaaaay
-Ryan

Half-Life World

(>'_')> (>'_')> (>'_')> (>'_')> (>'_')>
Aug 28 2003 4:32AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
I'll be the Royal Flush

No one?

Ok, so im not funny.

(sorry if that has been said, i didnt read most of it)
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
Aug 28 2003 4:43AM
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bula
Posts: 78 - Karma: 10
I thought it was funny
Nov 22 2004 10:07PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
i will be the royal handyman, and official woodsplitter
newschoolers.com: safe, clean fun for the entire family



im backing the log jibs
Nov 22 2004 10:29PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
oh, and i am offical ns nutcase
newschoolers.com: safe, clean fun for the entire family



im backing the log jibs
Nov 22 2004 10:32PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
wow. This thread came out of nowhere. talk about old.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Nov 22 2004 10:56PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
i wanna be the ofical ice breaker! is that taken?

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 22 2004 10:59PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
lol I remember this, way to go CJ!




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Nov 22 2004 11:03PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
never mind i want to be the offical lazy ass sack of shit prince who has no ife and hits on all the chicks! so, offical lazy ass prince!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 22 2004 11:21PM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Haha yeah... Mad old. cj's pretty much disappeared. =(


Sarah
Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'
-Jay (rebel)

Nov 22 2004 11:37PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
I'll be teh royal sweet talker... any one that dissagrees will just have to live with the shame of not having my kick ass title




TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME
Nov 22 2004 11:53PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
mommys the jester fur surre
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 22 2004 11:56PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Im the royal skiwright. Taking care of waxing and official royal edge 'detune action'!





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 22 2004 11:59PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Sdot: He is gone




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Nov 23 2004 12:12AM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
im the royal carpet cleaner...
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 23 2004 12:16AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
darnit, CJ was my prince

-Sara





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skihood.com
Nov 23 2004 12:19AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
hmm, looks like i killed this thread way back when.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
Nov 23 2004 11:03AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Froggy would be The Most Useless Person on NS.com for telling all those useless facts.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Nov 23 2004 11:39AM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
TOILET=GOD





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW





toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt) n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Nov 23 2004 1:36PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i'm the telephone operator, since i started the phone number thread.





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Future Canadian
Nov 23 2004 1:44PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
jd may is the wizard and atlanta ski is the 'queen' or the village idiot.









Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.
Nov 23 2004 2:03PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
i want to be the old town bicycle



CCRider

Nov 23 2004 2:08PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
toilet should be the pope or something you know clergy


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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
Nov 23 2004 3:32PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
skibrdingbitch should be the royal prostitute
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 23 2004 5:45PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
gotta give the prince to cj, for starting the hot girl thread.

Spy AKA informer, kings decisionmaker JD May

Dirt on the bottom of my shoe-Atlski
C-Man
Nov 23 2004 5:49PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
Prince of pimps?



To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
Nov 23 2004 5:51PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
feels like soo long ago

'well clearly im an not that smart' - publicenemy1023

evolution freeride
h3o films
anon
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Jan 12 2005 10:36AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im the official ns pervert



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jan 12 2005 10:57AM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
Ok lets all step back a second and realize how homosexual this is.





it's a league game smokey
Jan 12 2005 11:05AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
official french american christian skater boy poser pin cushion... don't think that was taken...
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Aïe! Là t'as vraiment mal!!! Cassssé! Rentre chez toi te coucher un peu, et chiale moi un poème, 'k?

I'm a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
Jan 12 2005 11:24AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Im the guy that fits in with everyone.



What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.
Jan 12 2005 1:32PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i'm still queen negroez don't forget it. someday i'll choose a king and revive this again.





-Lauren
Jun 19 2005 8:34AM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
I am still official wood splitter.

David

Park City Water Ramps- July 10th-17th
What will you do with your summer?

Girls just don't understand boners...-skifiend

"You may be right, I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for"-Billy Joel

Montana- Snow through September!
Jun 19 2005 8:40AM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
lat is funny

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent


-Ross
Jun 19 2005 8:52AM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
I AM THE NS SKIIER

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Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix
Jun 19 2005 9:30AM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
i wanna be the child pediofiling priest

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
Jun 19 2005 9:52AM
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keasbynights
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
well then that would make me the royal american jew

Jun 19 2005 10:47AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
hahahaha, lat is still the royal slapper of bitches. perfect.

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Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower
smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."
- Lanemeyers
Jun 19 2005 11:06AM
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*sevenfold
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
Pole Distributor of NS

Jun 19 2005 11:18AM
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