Replying to THE urban trouble thread; what's the worst you've been in trouble for a lil' jibbin'?

so basically, my mom found out my next jib location is at a local church.  she flipped a circuit, claiming that i could get in "huge trouble"  for defacing private property.  she also voiced her concern of the melting snow caving in the concrete and asphalt., and that i "just don't get the picture."  i told her people do it all the time, and she doesn't understand our kind of skiing, and almost always the worst thing to happen is someone comes out and tells you to stop.

so, your job is to post
1. the kind of place it was (public or private?  church, school, park, or house?  city post office?  local bar?)
2. what happened to you when someone intervened.

i need some defense to legitimize my interests in grinding rails "that don't belong to me."