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soooo... i'm in Las Vegas right now with my buddy, Casper. things ain't goin so swell with the job hunting, but it'll all even out. what i am stoked about, though, was going to a swinger's club last night and fucking the bartender. it was a good night, but this is my second day in town and i haven't slept yet, so who knows what'll happen tonight... hopefully something to do with my dick getting wet again.
drinking phase- aggressive
hours without sleep- 45
alcoholic beverages comsumed- N/A
weed smoked in the hotel room- 4 grams and counting... we have a quad of blueberry to ourselves
i'm in the middle of rolling another joint, so i really can't discuss the details right now, but this is a pretty epic trip. and by "pretty epic" i mean "stupid fucking crazy".
So are you just going to rub it in my face now?
after being awake for 50-55 hrs straight and 12 hrs of aggressive drinking (we estimate i had between 25 and 30 drinks last night- i was slamming VRBs like they were shots, literally), i became dillusional, got lost in a parking garage for over an hour at 6am, somehow badly cut the palm of my right hand, spent over $300 on drinks and cigars FOR MYSELF, got lost in the casino at the MGM Grand, and finally passed out in my room. tonight, we dine at Delmonico's, Emiril's steakhouse, and hopefully make it back to the swinger's club.
Lesley, it wasn't the Green Door, but the place next door to it. they're called Show and Tell and the girl at the door was hotter, so they had me at "hello".
i don't think i've ever been this hung over in my life, but i've somehow managed to avoid puking (famous last words...).
this is the most fucked up, surreal experience of my life... and i'm STOKED!
HAHAHA! Reminds me of that time when I got drunk with my friend Josh in Boulder. I now have a "drunk action" named after me. HAHA!
I pwn3d the shit out of my English final paper,so now I'm 2/2 getting A's this semester. Now comes the two finals that will actually be hard.
Wow
Have you been up to the Stratosphere? Theres no reason to go up there (its not even on the strip, its farther north) except for the rollercoaster. Get blunted and hop on that thing. Its some crazy shit mang. My mom and I took a ride on it. She had just finished crazy amounts of mimosis (sp?) at breakfast and ended up booting all over. Luckily we were the first car so but everyone behind us caught the wrath. Oh and they have a giant chair springy thing on top of the rollercoaster that shoots you an extra 40 feet or so in the air. Needless to say we didnt get to that while I was there.
If you like seafood...good cheap seafood...head up to Freemont Street. I guess its the "original" strip. Oldschool casinos with good whiskey, a guy in the corner playing the piano and $0.99 shrimp cocktails. Good stuff. Oh and if you end up tripping balls out there, also head to Freemont Street. The street itself has a something like a cover over it. A cover of lighting and at certain times during the day, they have some crazy light shows. Thats the first thing I thought of when I saw that place but I was 16 and with my family so its not like I could truly enjoy it hahaha.
One word - Buffet. At first these are great. Anything you could possibly want to eat is right there in front of you....but it will catch up to you. Dont say I didnt warn you hahaha
And if you need your hair done, like straight up pimpin shit, Ill give you my cousin's name and number. Shes really good. Like Pro good.
Have a kick ass time out there Sean. Gotta say Im envious
yeah, i've always kinda felt like i knew what i was capable of but never had the chance to push the limits and find out what's out beyond the craziest boundaries of my imagination. i'm fairly certain i ventured into uncharted territory of fucked up last night. i clearly recall being lost in a parking garage for over an hour and looking for my car because i wanted to pass out in it. i don't have a car out here. i remember the drink girl in the casino bringing me two double Grey Goose and RedBulls three times and paying $15 for all of them... that was after drinking 4 doubles faster than she could make them, so she just started bringing two at a time. we then went to Studio 54/Tabu for about an hour and i had 5 more doubles. so, in about a three-hour time span i had 30 drinks and a witness to back up the story.
ok, i meant to post this about 4hrs ago when i was talking to Ashley about gettin off thinkin about her in the shower, but totally forgot. i have a bunch more to discuss, but we'll get to that later. peace!
