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The Stoked Thread

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snwbrdmilf
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With permission, I have taken this idea from another cult. I think it would be great here.

This is a thread to post what you are totally stoked on. Share with us your happiness.  :)
Sep 10 2007 11:08AM
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miroz
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Today between 4 and 5 in the morning, I turned 17 years old :)
Nov 7 2008 11:19PM
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J.D.
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Met a pretty, smart girl today. Comma intentional. Potential? Mayhaps.
Nov 7 2008 11:45PM
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lorida
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I'm like a little kid...but anyways...;

The guy who's working on my car took me for a ride in his 675 horsepower WRX STI...This thing is insane, it was supposed to be in SEMA this week, but he ran into injector issues...He invested +60k before his sponsors kicked in, which = insanity.

I have the priveledge of driving exotic cars at work, but this was just incomparable to any Bentley/Ferrari.
Nov 8 2008 12:28AM
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RudyGarmisch
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DO 'ER IN TEH BUTT BUTT.
Nov 8 2008 1:48AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I'm drunk off of two Cappuccino Stouts I got at my job today... it pays to stock groceries. Mmmm...

Girlfriend is at Whistler this weekend too, considering what I should do with two days off and a new car I need to put through paces...
Nov 8 2008 2:49AM
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crazyfuck
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well, i'm at 3 since moving out here, so fuck you- the game is on. what's the time frame (when does it end)?
Nov 8 2008 2:54AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I have a very fucking stupid game to suggest.

For anyone that wants in, as by a post attributing to the fact by this Sunday, lets play a official PH game of who can get the most sex by next Sunday (Nov 16th at 11:59pm). Since sex is hard to diagnose, we'll be going by ORGASMS ONLY. Jerking it alone does not count. Anyone game?
Nov 8 2008 3:01AM
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pbandj
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+2 tonight
Nov 8 2008 3:33AM
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crazyfuck
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my brother and his friends started a group on facebook called "Points!" and it's essentially a hook-up competition, with different "degrees of hooking up" are awarded different points. here's the point system from the group...

Point Values:
1 point - make out
2 points - legitimate caressing of the breasts
3 points - hand job / fingering
4 points - oral (fallacio / cunnilingus)
6 points - sex
15 points - threesome (with two women of course, must penetrate both)

you can only achieve the maximum amount of points with a girl once- that is, no repeat points.

i joined roughly three weeks ago and am somehow leading with 18 points. most of the other members of the group have been in it since Jan 07 and are single. the time frame is roughly each semester, so everyone else in the group has a pretty good head start on me, but really didn't do much with it. their d's must be pretty s, i suppose.

i'm not trying to claim anything, i'm just stunned that a handful of single guys who live on various college campuses can't get laid.
Nov 8 2008 4:12AM
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papasteeze
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Headed for another rail jam in DC and then the beach and going to hit a bar single!
Nov 8 2008 7:53AM
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SkierX
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I'm at 32 as of this morning starting last night.
Nov 8 2008 10:12AM
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Skipig25
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haha, way to go
Nov 8 2008 12:04PM
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J.D.
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The sheer number of possibilities for reaching that number in one night is astounding.
Nov 8 2008 1:05PM
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crazyfuck
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you got the whole "no repeating points" thing, right? it doesn't count if you hook up with the same girl over and over again.
Nov 8 2008 1:13PM
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Ryno
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yeah being married doesn't count :P
Nov 8 2008 1:14PM
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SkierX
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Oh, whoops, missed that part.
Nov 8 2008 2:08PM
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wrenegade
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How can you possibly have a point system like that with no extra points awarded for the bum. C'mon Sean, I expected better from you.
Nov 8 2008 6:36PM
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crazyfuck
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i had nothing to do with creating the point system. trust me, that's one of the first complaints i brought to them. they're response was that they would deal with it when they got there. oh well...
Nov 8 2008 7:09PM
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crazyfuck
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haha, didn't mean to rain on your parade. that's still some serious poonage.
Nov 8 2008 7:10PM
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pbandj
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their system is flawed, big time

there are negative points assessed for not banging a new girl each month, having a girlfriend, licking a girls vag, however there are bonus points for things like cheating on your girlfriend, anal, threesomes etc etc.
Nov 8 2008 8:16PM
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pbandj
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39 after last night..
Nov 8 2008 8:18PM
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casual
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 I think I should lose points for fucking my girlfriend...

 Hey can I have some pity points for a completely non-sexual, yet sexual tension laden hangout?  I like, could have totally hooked up with her, honest.  Plus, I sniffed her panties when she took her dog out. 

 Fuck my life.

Nov 8 2008 9:26PM
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Literature
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I've been thinking about putting together a book of my poetry for a while, and just found this:
http://www.blurb.com/

They allow you all sorts of cool stuff, so I think when I get all my stuff together I'm going to do this.

Went hiking today, and skiing yesterday. Life is looking up.
Nov 9 2008 12:05AM
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crazyfuck
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eating pussy is one of the greatest joys of my life... there's no way on earth that gets you negative points. i love eating pussy.
Nov 9 2008 12:14AM
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RudyGarmisch
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My current girlfriend hates it, has never let me. I do enjoy a good 69.

My Washington Huskies are now 0-9. Woooooo!
Nov 9 2008 1:07AM
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crazyfuck
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i've dated one girl who wouldn't let me go down on her and it drove me crazy. i really, really, really like eating vag. i've also been told that i'm not terrible at it, so everyone gets to have a little fun!
Nov 9 2008 1:23AM
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Craigskis
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you should add some categories.

1 point for sticking a finger in her ass
5 points for buttsex
Nov 9 2008 2:04AM
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Sdot.
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I'm posting late, but I went to the Blazers/Rockets game the other day.... OH MY GOD. Best game ever. The last two seconds in OT were AMAZING and included Outlaw's rebound to Roy which resulted in a 2pt swish (98-96 Blazers), Yao Ming's fadeaway plus foul shot (99-98 Rockets), and Blake's inbound to Roy with 0.8 seconds remaining for a 30-foot 3pt (101-99 Blazers). And yes, I had floor seats. Go Blazers!

In other news, it's official: I qualified for and am running the Boston Marathon on April 20, 2009. YAY! Training is awesome, and Ninja can actually run with me for a couple of hours now that he's getting older (ten months... fuck!).

My parents came down from Alaska for a week and told me they think I'm bipolar and suicidal (what the fuck?!). They don't know about much of the major crazy shit I've been through the past four years, though, and asked me to see a shrink. I agreed and have been seeing this woman in town who is really awesome and conversational. I'm finally able to talk openly with someone about things that have been eating away at me for a while and not have to worry that she'll throw them back in my face or judge me. Go figure, I've been basically diagnosed with PTSD. I really think I just needed someone who is unbiased and trustworthy to talk to about this shit. She's giving me ways to "cope" and really encourages me to continue with my stress outlets. Blah blah blah....

Overall, I'm happy.
Nov 9 2008 11:52AM
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SkierX
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A - The colder weather is finally coming back and this 60 degrees bullshit is on its way out. I am itching to get back out on my gnar-sticks again.

B - I finally got my MP3 player to be recognized by my PC again!

C - Chance of Snow tonight and the next few days up at Killington. Nothing major as far as accumulation, but it sure beats mid 60s. And they should be able to fire up the guns and make a man-made blizzard.
Nov 9 2008 1:22PM
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Sdot.
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snwbrdmlf sent me a message that made me smile. Thanks Twinner, haha. Stoked that whole fuss is behind us.
Nov 9 2008 2:25PM
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snwbrdmilf
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=)

So last night the bartender and I blazed, and in our stoned chat, he exclaimed that today was "Mojito Sunday!" since he apparently loves making them. So my goal is to sell as many mojitos as I can. Wish me luck!
Nov 9 2008 2:48PM
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pmills
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offer it as the stand-in replacement for every beverage order

Nov 9 2008 3:00PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Miss you lots Sar!
Nov 9 2008 5:44PM
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Sdot.
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AWW WHAT HAPPENED TO US TYPING TO EACH OTHER IN ALL CAPS, ROWEN?

BUT YES, I MISS YOU LOTS, TOO!! WHEN ARE YOU COMING DOWN, FUCKER?
Nov 9 2008 7:32PM
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MacMahoooon
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Grandfather had successful surgery on thursday. they removed 15" of cancer laden lower intestine and they expect a full recovery. went to visit yesterday and he's in very good health and spirits.
Nov 9 2008 8:37PM
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Bangor
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dude wtf, what kind of girl doesn't enjoy that?
Nov 9 2008 9:49PM
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crazyfuck
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a prude. we didn't last long.


on a different note, i'm VERY stoked on the new Entourage episode.
Nov 9 2008 10:13PM
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pbandj
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where you at drewwww
Nov 9 2008 10:16PM
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Ryno
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fuck...i have to wait till tomorrow morning to stream it :(
Nov 9 2008 10:16PM
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casual
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That's great!  Best of luck.
Nov 9 2008 10:32PM
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crazyfuck
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let me put it this way- Ari's a BAMF. we already knew that, but he goes a long way to remind us.

i wish that show was an hour long... it's nice at a half hour for the writers, but it would be better at an hour for the fans.
Nov 9 2008 10:58PM
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casual
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 I consider myself a huge Entourage fan, but I gotta say...Trueblood has me completely wrapped up.  I want to insert my penis into that psychotic V addict chick.  Maybe I should have been a little more subtle.  Fuck it.
Nov 9 2008 11:01PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Excited about the cold weather that returned. Cooooome ooooon snow!
Nov 9 2008 11:01PM
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Literature
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That's It That's All is absolutely ridiculous. I've never watched a snowboard video that put basically everything I've seen on skis to shame, but damn. The BC booters are completely out of control.
Nov 9 2008 11:10PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
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I've rarely watched a snowboard movie that DIDN'T put everything I've seen on skis to shame.  Can't wait to see TITA.
Nov 9 2008 11:17PM
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WILLFRO07
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i'm super super super stoked on the 3 or 4 inches of snow on the ground!
i'm so ready to ski!
Nov 9 2008 11:32PM
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pmills
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how did mojito sunday go?
Nov 10 2008 12:31AM
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crazyfuck
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what kind of point system are you guys using?
Nov 10 2008 12:48AM
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Sdot.
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I love VISO energy vitamin (the WILL ones) SOOOOOOOOOOOO much, I just have to make a post about it. They're amazing, incredibly good for you, and they're made in Portland. Awesomeness... end of story.

Just talked with my mom on the phone for an hour and a half. She's funny. My dad's in Quebec City for meetings for a week, so I told her to tell him to eat lots of poutine and visit NSers, haha. Moo.
Nov 10 2008 1:06AM
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