HOLY SHIT!, I just got pulled over while high as fuck..
Thank god for clear eyes, legit friends, a full drivers license, and not being a dumbass.
I got pulled over for a suspicious brake.. what the hell..
So I'm up at campus doing some work and my two buddies phone me cause they want to go blaze. So I like sure, lets go meet at the school where we always do. So we go there, chill, smoke some, ya know. Then we peace out. I stop, toss some clear eyes in like I always do. Hop in my truck and roll down to timmy ho's and get some stuff to eat.
We then leave and now I'm going to go drop my buddies off at their places. So we roll up my buddies street to drop him off, but I miss his house. So as I am going past his house I go to brake, but then we just decide to continue on and drop my other buddy.
Out of no where these lights pop on and I'm like FUCK! and so are my buddies. So I pull over and wait for the cop to come up. Shitty ass wait. So this cop comes up and looks in. Looks at me and is like SO, Why are three people in seats designed for two! Ummm, officer this is a middle seat, I have two more in the back... (I have an extended cab pickup.. wtf) Then he asks for ID's. I'm like here is mine, my other buddy gives his, and my buddy didn't bring any with him. Shitty. Oh well, he has a bank card with a name, good enough for the cop.
He's like soo guys where you going and coming from? Oh, I was just up at UVic and we went to tim hortons. I'm just going to drop off my friends. I'm heading to Lafontaine Rd. He looks at the id's and is to my buddy.. So you are going to the same place as your middle name? I'm like no, my middle name is LaFontaine.. (What a dumbass cop.., but a weird coincidence for the moment)
Anyways, he asks us are ages.. 19.. If we have any run ins with the police, anything he should about. Ahh, no.. I've never even been pulled over before.. Any curfews.. Ahh we are 19.. Then he goes, so why are you guys all wearing hoodies. What the fuck, honestly, because its fucking cold out, why the fuck would we be not wearing hoodies.. what a fucking dumbass cop. Are you just trying to build the stoner stereotype or something. And to top it off, he asks if there is anything in the truck he should no about.. No, why the fuck would I tell him. Why, yes officer, I have some weed in my backpack just behind my seat. Would you like me to get it for you.? Wow, So he goes back to his veichle and does whatever a cop does.
Comes back eventually. And is like, so I've got a question. Why did you brake like you might of pulled over. Well if you looked at the fucking ID you would of noticed that my friend here lives right over there two houses away. Fuck this cop. We were deciding which house to go to officer. He's like okay.
He had no probable cause for anything. We don't have any previous records. I have my full license, so I can roll around with how ever many people. He was like have a good night, peace.
So ya, STOKED nothing happened. I was high as fuck and so were my buddies and we played that shit perfectly. Dope.
