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This might tickle your fancy, alcohol from your poles

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Campeador
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http://www.coldpole.com/home.htm
Sep 10 2007 1:41AM
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VANULAR
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i totally emailed them for a sponsorship and no reply, whack
Sep 10 2007 2:41AM
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eheath
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OMG I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT B4!
Sep 10 2007 2:44AM
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C_Ewart
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Yeah... old news.

If you want cool poles.. get "The Royal Shafts"
Sep 10 2007 3:25AM
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dave44
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wow, this has been posted sooo many times. each time the thread creator thinks hes the first to find it.

heh. cool thing htough, buut i dont thnk ill ever get one
Sep 10 2007 3:28AM
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Campeador
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my mistake if its been posted before, I used the search bar and came up with nothing.
Sep 10 2007 11:27AM
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SwitchMahFuckah
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You'd never be able to jib with those. Can you imagine how pissed you'd be if you broke one and your booze spilled everywhere?
Sep 10 2007 11:45AM
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Elijah.
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You could make alcohol snowcones?
Sep 10 2007 11:47AM
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nathanielstyza
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i would be far more interested if they made ski poles to smoke out of. i think i'll invent it
Sep 10 2007 1:12PM
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eheath
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Already has, it's called a pipe.
Sep 10 2007 1:13PM
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nathanielstyza
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im talking about ski poles. i know what a pipe is
Sep 10 2007 1:14PM
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eheath
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I know, im just making fun of how stupid the idea of smoking out of a ski pole is.
Sep 10 2007 1:15PM
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nathanielstyza
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but its a ski pole, and that just makes it that much sweeter
Sep 10 2007 1:22PM
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eheath
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Yeah, no.
Sep 10 2007 1:24PM
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Barmski
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very old news
Sep 10 2007 1:27PM
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Switchin_Dirty
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haha, I laughed hard when I saw that, thanks.

they need one that transforms into a bong or bubbla

Sep 10 2007 2:01PM
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TerminatorX
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haha, ive got some royal shafts.
Sep 10 2007 2:59PM
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kepler.
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/232434/

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/308330/
Sep 11 2007 10:10AM
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nothanks
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This topic was a subject of one of my most early threads...If my memory (and terrible search bar) serve me correct, I put one of these down in late 2003 - early 2004.
Sep 11 2007 10:15AM
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lepp0012
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That would seriously piss me off!

Those are kind of funny, but seriously, a flask is way better.
Sep 11 2007 10:52AM
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joe_cool_ski
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I will own...best invention to come about sense the Bakoda tools that are 420 friendly… I will own
Sep 11 2007 11:27AM
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king.tubby
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if you could stash yer shit in one pole, and smoke out of the other, that would be pretty sweet.
Sep 11 2007 11:30AM
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BkCountrySkrMO2
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^^^^bahahaha
Sep 11 2007 12:39PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I've got a pair of the coldpoles and they're so sick... its the greatest if you're watching a ski contest or something. Super stealth and they hold like 16oz of booze!


Sep 11 2007 1:59PM
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bsmith01
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damn 16oz i figured it was like 3oz per pole. anyone ever seen those reef sandals with the flasks in those?
Sep 11 2007 2:06PM
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Campeador
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Yea those reef canteens suck. The plastic shatters on them just from walking
Sep 11 2007 9:54PM
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fourhundred
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like the 5th thread on this
Sep 11 2007 9:55PM
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davar6
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haha thats great
Sep 11 2007 9:56PM
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396222687862
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the reef bottle openers are better, so handy, so comfy
Sep 11 2007 10:04PM
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calebski.
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lol thats so sick
Sep 11 2007 11:31PM
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Crackaghan
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OF COURSE, non-alcoholic beverages are NOT recommended when temperatures are expected to be much below freezing for any length of time


hahahahaha so sick
Sep 11 2007 11:37PM
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MadSteezin
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haha!
Sep 11 2007 11:42PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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seems like they would be heavy and wierd feeling too
Sep 12 2007 1:56AM
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Mex_LineJib^a
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just get drunk before u go out to ski and you'll be set
Sep 12 2007 2:04AM
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