Replying to Penis licking people in school

So like I hate school and I gotta go back like in a week and I am in no classes with any of my friends, let alone my girlfriend (who is taking the same classes, she just isn't in the same period or whaatever)...

When do/did you all go back to school?

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!