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Ski Quotes

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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
I searched for this and go one crappy thread. What are some good skiing quotes. They can be funny, dirty or said by a pro.
Sep 9 2007 6:59PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
i love skiing backwards, in case you havent noticed

^probably my favorite quote of all time in general
Sep 9 2007 7:00PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
y do u need em.
Sep 9 2007 7:00PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
if you dont do it this year, you'll be 1 year older when you do..." - warren miller
Sep 9 2007 7:00PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
JEAA
Sep 9 2007 7:01PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
a thing for school.
Sep 9 2007 7:03PM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
skiing is a serious addiction, it could a probably be compared to crack!


YEAAAA
Sep 9 2007 7:12PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
he loved to drink
and he loved to ski
but most of all me loved to drink and ski!
Sep 9 2007 7:16PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
wtf?
Sep 9 2007 7:20PM
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t-roy
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you don't know what it is from and you are missing out
Sep 9 2007 7:21PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
bump
Sep 9 2007 7:48PM
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Alex_G
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Its from Out Cold, when Stumpy describes Papa Muntz.
Sep 9 2007 7:51PM
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mistaskia
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OUT COLD!!!!!! hahah that movie dominates.
yeah well it doesnt really allow my dice to roll down there, and when i say dice i mean testicales. speaking of testicales let me get a beer.


"if i could change skiing, i would make it exactly the way it was before snowboarding." -Glen Plake
Sep 9 2007 7:51PM
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KSdesign
Posts: 687 - Karma: 175
"You put on your boots, click into
your bindings, dust the snow off
your skis, and head out for the
chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't
get the girl, or that your life is
on a one way trip down the shitter,
your world is right for the next
couple of hours!"
Sep 9 2007 8:03PM
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doublexl
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hahaha ive seen that movie like 30 timez.
Sep 9 2007 8:28PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
"can i kick it"

shanghi six
Sep 9 2007 8:29PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
yo wheres that from, thats a good quote. is it like a movie or who said it?
Sep 9 2007 8:37PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
i love tanner, but...

"ahhh my ankles!!! my ankles are broken!!!"
Sep 9 2007 8:39PM
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lt.milo
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good quote and it is so true.  I remember in 8th grade i tried my first backflip after i failed a test.
Sep 9 2007 8:51PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
sooo truee
Sep 9 2007 8:54PM
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ryan.c
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/307365/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/220672/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/169873/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/156918/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/156817/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/154028/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/148742/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/142419/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/68990/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/33835/






you just got owned. learn how to use the searchbar
Sep 9 2007 8:55PM
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Sno.
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i was gonna do that, but as i was copying and pasting i missed a seahawks tough down, and that made me mad so i aborted the mission and decided to let it be.
Sep 9 2007 8:58PM
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da-bling
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thats deep
Sep 9 2007 9:02PM
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Sno.
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i got goosebumps
Sep 9 2007 9:04PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
fat skis
mad steeze
n cork 3s
Sep 9 2007 9:12PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”-some bitch i've never heard of.
Sep 9 2007 9:17PM
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jimmychung
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i ride fat twins
Sep 9 2007 9:17PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go!
Sep 9 2007 9:24PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
i love that fucking movie.
Sep 9 2007 9:28PM
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richards
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bitch ass hoes with trick ass marks
Sep 9 2007 9:30PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
Warren Miller.
Sep 9 2007 9:30PM
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zzyzx
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lol.

'theyre all just mad cause they know im the best skiier in the world.'
(after punching the bar manager in the face)


Sep 9 2007 9:43PM
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connoroh
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i;m not about crazyness, im about perfection -jon
Sep 9 2007 10:06PM
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jimmychung
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my ankles are BROKE!
Sep 9 2007 10:10PM
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skiminnesota
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that movie is great i just watched again
Sep 9 2007 10:14PM
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skiminnesota
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ya the glen plake quote is in my sig
Sep 9 2007 10:15PM
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sowstochd
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and the camera guy is like "i think he broke his ankles" hahahhaha
Sep 9 2007 10:17PM
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Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
perfect man
Sep 9 2007 10:22PM
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freeski_Shaggy
Posts: 617 - Karma: 279
wow, that is a really really good one
Sep 9 2007 10:33PM
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potato_man
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my 1st sig. read it
Sep 10 2007 12:23AM
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richards
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" do a kang "
Sep 10 2007 8:43PM
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soulskier
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search for warren miller
and
"Nothing is impossible, you are only limited by fear, and that you can overcome."

-Seth Morrison
Sep 10 2007 8:45PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
dont drink crystal no more just pour it on white bitchs' heads....

yeah as said above search warren miller quotes on google or something, there are a couple sick ones
Sep 10 2007 8:49PM
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GURT
Posts: 373 - Karma: 60
here is one
"work sucks im going skiing"
i got it from a bumper sticker
Sep 10 2007 8:52PM
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candybag82
Posts: 219 - Karma: 51
theres a fine line between good old fashioned fun and total lunacy, but its buried under 30 feet of snow and we cant find it- some ad for some mountain out west
Sep 10 2007 8:54PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
this is in somebodys sig by eddie izzard:
"If you have never seen an elephant ski, you have probably never done acid."
not to much about skiing but I like it
Sep 10 2007 9:00PM
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shintastic48
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no doubt the greatest quote in history.
Sep 24 2009 1:48PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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"I'd rather be throwin' down on the mountain and thinkin' about god than sittin' in church and thinkin' about skiing." - don't know


Sep 24 2009 2:17PM
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