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linejibber550
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id like to adopt a child, so if any of you ns kids want me to be your daddy, just post why i should be your daddy. i adopt the child who i think is the best, now post!



don't be hatin!
Aug 22 2003 3:33AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
suck a nut...daddy

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fuck shit ass cunt
Aug 22 2003 3:33AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
does me being your son include free sex (from you ofcourse) and drugs?


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 22 2003 3:35AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
wow, nice its gonna take a good to top that!


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Aug 22 2003 3:36AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
that last post was to cj, and to answer sam yes, yes it does



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Aug 22 2003 3:36AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i think i could be your son because im robust, and i like to .... ski.. yeah, and play with my rubber..... ducky.. yeah, thats it, rubber ducky..

DADDY!


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 22 2003 3:37AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
nice, sam is in the lead. but this contest will last till tomorow night, then i will anounce the winner! untill then keep posting why i should be your daddy


don't be hatin!
Aug 22 2003 3:43AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Yeah well I come with rubber ducky included! That's why you should adopt me.
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Aug 22 2003 3:49AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
NO FAIR, SHE IS A GIRL


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 22 2003 3:52AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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So what? youre boobs are bigger anyways.

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Aug 22 2003 3:55AM
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Krongos
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what the fuck?
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Aug 22 2003 3:57AM
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Tiffy
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I dunno about that. And who said this was a boob contest?
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Aug 22 2003 3:57AM
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linejibber550
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hmm, tiffy wants me to be her daddy
if u have bigger boobs then sam your definetly in the lead


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Aug 22 2003 4:04AM
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linejibber550
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the included ducky is also a plus


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Aug 22 2003 4:05AM
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Tiffy
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Once again, this is not a boob comparison. And in addition to the ducky, I'll bring rebel as an assistant parent. He is a big pedophile so that'll be cool with him.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 22 2003 4:15AM
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linejibber550
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can he do any tricks?


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Aug 22 2003 4:17AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Eh, I think the only tricks he can is to do little girls.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 22 2003 4:18AM
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cj
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i need you to teach me not to stick things in my ear...unless its bigger than my elbow its ok or not ok? i can never rember...

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fuck shit ass cunt
Aug 22 2003 4:19AM
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linejibber550
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hmm, can i lock him in a cage in the basement when he misbehaves?


don't be hatin!
Aug 22 2003 4:19AM
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linejibber550
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its ok


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Aug 22 2003 4:19AM
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Tiffy
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You can lock him to the bed if you want, he's into that. He's a kinky lil thing. But yeah, cages do it for him too.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 22 2003 4:20AM
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linejibber550
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done, if u win he can come


don't be hatin!
Aug 22 2003 4:21AM
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linejibber550
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children?


don't be hatin!
Aug 22 2003 5:49AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I'm winning? YAY!
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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
Aug 22 2003 5:53AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
actually tiffy is winning your just with tiffy, so technicly you arent but technicly u are


don't be hatin!
Aug 22 2003 5:55AM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
i'd bear u many children?


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Aug 22 2003 6:02AM
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fidottio
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i will have to borrow mommy though ;)


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Aug 22 2003 6:04AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I say this only to help our chances to win, but word around the street is that Tiffy likes to take it in the behind.
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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
Aug 22 2003 10:31AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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It's over guys. The decision was made and I am the chosen child.




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Aug 22 2003 1:26PM
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Tiffy
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Hey hey!! You're not supposed to let the secret out, Jay!! You're gonna get a spanking for that one!!
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Aug 22 2003 3:59PM
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linejibber550
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damn straight


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Aug 22 2003 8:37PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Yay spanking! That sounds rather enjoyable.
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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
Aug 22 2003 8:45PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
looks like tiffys gonna win!


cock balls
Aug 23 2003 2:13AM
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buttocks
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no mememem





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Aug 23 2003 2:14AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
WHAT! I already told you. I WON.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
Aug 23 2003 2:56AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
no your the sweet ass bitch, and im your pimp daddy not your daddy daddy


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Aug 23 2003 3:11AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Yay! I have a new daddy to play with! :)
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 23 2003 6:07AM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
i'd be the perfect child. i dont have big tits to compete with but i come with a welcome basket of fruit and a sundae with caramel sauce and chicken wings. and drugs of course. and i ski. and.... umm.... stuff.

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Aug 23 2003 6:21AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Once again, leave the boobs outta this! He just wants me for his kid cause I come rubber ducky and Jay included! And Jay might even come fishing cap included, we'll see about that one, might be a stretch.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 23 2003 6:41AM
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b-ladd
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im young, so id be your child for a long time. and i would compliment on everything, and you would b my role model
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Aug 23 2003 6:44AM
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miss_hevern87
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i already have a daddy! wahoo!


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Aug 23 2003 7:16AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
well, its friday night and tiffy has one! plus rebel is my slave! tiffy come to daddy


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Aug 23 2003 7:29AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Yay! Daddy!!! Will you read me a bed time story now, it's way past my bed time!
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 23 2003 7:34AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
ok! there once was a guy named erich kunz, he slpept with racoons but one night the racoon bt him and gave him rabies, so he bit people and they got rabies and had to go to the hospital
-the end!


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Aug 23 2003 7:36AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
I don't like that one! Tell me the one about where I'm a princess! hehe
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Aug 23 2003 7:38AM
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linejibber550
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there once was a princess named tiffy. who lived in a magical land called canada and in this land there were 100s of oompa loompa slaves who rode magical unicorns and emus. but there was a evil lord named bob who wanted to score with princess tiffy, so he whent and tried to attack here, but then here daddy came and schooled his ass! and everyone lived happily ever after, except bob because he went to prison and got violated in the backside by some guy named joe and it scared him for life.
the end.


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Aug 23 2003 7:44AM
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Tiffy
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Yay! That was an amazing story! I'm going to bed now, thanks Daddy! *kiss*
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Aug 23 2003 7:52AM
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linejibber550
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good night! *kiss*


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Aug 23 2003 7:58AM
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rebel
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I usually reserve my fishing hat for fishing and camping, but I may be willing to make an exception.
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Aug 23 2003 8:05AM
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Tiffy
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What about for the occasions when it's the ONLY thing you wear?
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 23 2003 8:06AM
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linejibber550
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in those occations its back in the cage


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Aug 23 2003 9:54PM
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