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TZP
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So I have good reasons to seriously fuck up some guy's car and plan on doing so late at night when the car is in the driveway (I could also do it in the school parking lot, but this option comes with a few problems).
And I have a few questions:

1- What are some of the best things to do ?
2- What are the best tools to slash tires ?
3- Does breaking the glass windows make a fuckload of noise ? (enough to wake up the inhabitants of the house of the driveway in which the car is parked?)
Sep 7 2007 6:12PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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mythbusters showed that doesnt do anything, plus, newschoolers deletes bad threads because they are partners with disney
Sep 9 2007 1:47AM
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Makayla200885546
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I would get hair out of a brush wet it and stick it on the car just to tease
Sep 7 2019 11:58PM
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bolake
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Makayla200885546I would get hair out of a brush wet it and stick it on the car just to tease


wtf this was 12 years ago
Sep 8 2019 12:39AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
Piss in the gas tank
Sep 8 2019 3:49AM
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Konta
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Option 1.
Take the lug nuts completely off, or leave only one on.
Option 2.
Leave all of the lug nuts on and go buy 1/2oz wheel weights and slap those on the inner wheel, load one side.
Jan 31 2020 3:53PM
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Konta
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[]Soul_Steeze[]freeze a can of shaving cream, then rip the metal off it and chunk it in his car and when it thaws it will expand like a mother!!!!

suck on a bunch of jolly ranchers and then stick them on his windhield..

peel a potatoe and shuv it in his exhaust pipe

smear cat/dog shit under his door handle





i dont wanna give you anymore cuz i dont even know what the guy did to deserve such a hateful attitude

Instead of a potatoes get a couple of cans of the expanding spray foam from Home Depot, ñ put the straws together so you can reach further in the tailpipe and spray away.
Jan 31 2020 4:02PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Freeze your feces so they are like little rock cylinders and throw them hard so they smash through his windows.
Jan 31 2020 4:46PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Cut his brake lines.
Jan 31 2020 10:29PM
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cool_name
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If you can open the car, pour a bunch of milk under the carpets
Jan 31 2020 10:36PM
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AutumnSarah
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Best things to do in car trips is to sleep and eat
Feb 1 2021 9:35AM
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little1337
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AutumnSarahBest things to do in car trips is to sleep and eat


This is the craziest bot response I have ever seen
Feb 1 2021 9:38AM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 22,149
some non destructive ideas, just ones that will drive someone crazy.
1. remove the valve core out of there valve stem on the tires, so that when they try to fill it up the air comes right back out.
2. put some sticker style wheel weights on their driveshaft. anything over 30 mph and the car will feel like it is about to absolutely shake apart.
Feb 1 2021 10:06AM
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SavageBiff
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TZPbeating the fuck out of him was my first option. I was then told that he has a lot of really tough friends that would tear me to shreds if I gave him a beating. the car was the 2nd best option

Sounds like this will lead to those friends taking same actions.
look...
Someone once said,
“ those that kill others should be ready to have people come and kill them “
do you want that? Do you want someone to come after your car? If your not willing to eliminate every possibility of retribution, then just go on with your life, be the bigger man and go rip!

I once filled a car with 11yds of concrete but it was a prank at a friend who filled our pool with fucking flour , nowadays we play more simple pranks, like he knows when I’m gonna jet, pow day for instance, sometimes I wake up and theirs a family of Iced snowmen blocking my drive with carrot peckers and trump hats, so I take my track loader to his house when he goes to Walmart and bury his front and back door in snow , u know, inconvenient shit
seriously tho stay outta trouble
Feb 1 2021 11:00AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3577 - Karma: 28,890
last year after my sister broke up with her manipulative and abusive boyfriend he came multiple different nights to fuck with her car, punched out taillights, keyed, slashed tires. then went to the dude that she was talking to's house and fucked with his new WRX. there were a couple nights where the cops would park on the street infront of my house. We set up tripwires and shit too until the restraining order on him activated....

Long story short just let it rest and dont be a vengeful shit unless ur doing harmless pranks with ur buds unless ur tryna get clapped by somebody's dad and get the cops called on you
Feb 1 2021 11:42AM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,220
In HS I put Klister (super sticky xc wax from hell) on a friend's seatbelts, windshield wipers, doors, hood, and all over his dash. It's not really harmful because it comes off pretty quickly with lemon juice and babypowder, but it's the most annoying thing ever until you get it all off.

anyways, a few days later he put it all over my downhill skis when I wasn't looking, now that was the purest form of evil.
Feb 1 2021 11:52PM
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theabortionator
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AutumnSarahBest things to do in car trips is to sleep and eat


Hell yeah. I unwrap a burger, set cruise control, and sleep till I get there.
Feb 2 2021 12:03AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3577 - Karma: 28,890
Bended_ToenailIn HS I put Klister (super sticky xc wax from hell) on a friend's seatbelts, windshield wipers, doors, hood, and all over his dash. It's not really harmful because it comes off pretty quickly with lemon juice and babypowder, but it's the most annoying thing ever until you get it all off.

anyways, a few days later he put it all over my downhill skis when I wasn't looking, now that was the purest form of evil.


Oh god, I forgot about that cursed substance, much Highschool Nordic team fuckery went down with that shit
Feb 2 2021 1:37AM
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