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Please tell me the absolute worst country song ever

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jacqui-la-fripui
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heres the thing, some girls we know always come over to our beachhouse in the summer and they like country music, but neither me or my brother or any of my friends like country. We like techno electronica reggae and some rap and rock. But when we play good music, the girls are always like "omg put on some country!" So if any of you could tell me the names of some terrible country songs, I will be able to put together an entire playlist of terrible country songs, so I can put it on for the girls and be like "whats the matter, you dont like fucking country?" so hopefully theyll never mention country again

so please help!
Sep 6 2007 8:16PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,032
save a horse ride a cowboy...


or somethin along those lines.
Sep 6 2007 8:17PM
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603skier
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pretty much all of them except MAYBE i stress MAYBE one.
Sep 6 2007 8:18PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
i know this is exactly the way i feel
Sep 6 2007 8:24PM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
nothin wrong with country
Sep 6 2007 9:08PM
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statuswhitegirl
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if im thinking staight, idk his name but the guy on all the ford commecials
Sep 6 2007 9:10PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
country music is what serial killers listen to in my opinion
Sep 6 2007 9:10PM
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salomon097
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she thinks my tractors sexy.
Sep 6 2007 9:12PM
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TheButterHashira
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i dont understand why people hate on country. the artists are just as talented if not more than any other genre of music. people who think country is ignorant are just ignorant themselves for thinking its all about drinking, cheating wives, and horses. i like all kinds of different music. dont hate on music dude.

but if you want a really annoying one the boot scoot boogey is annoying.
Sep 6 2007 9:12PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
haha i was going to say that
Sep 6 2007 9:15PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
i can save you all alot of trouble and help you end this thread right now...

ALL COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS!!!!
Sep 6 2007 10:15PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
that one song that tim mcgraw did with nelly. i think it was called "Over and Over". SO ANNOYING!
Sep 6 2007 10:18PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
in montana, everyone listens to country, it sucks sooo bad
Sep 6 2007 10:27PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I'm a fan of many types of music and I'm pretty open to new things. most country music doesn't make it into my playlists.
Sep 6 2007 10:27PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
playin' with the queen of hearts.

or anything by cletus judd

or the new one about myspace and being online
Sep 6 2007 10:29PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
oooooooh great. now playin' with the queen of hearts is stuck in my head. WHY did they have to include a country station in gta that every hick in the game listened to.
Sep 6 2007 10:33PM
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JstHuckIt
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the worst one id that one Carrie Underwood song about the girl ruining the dude's truck...its like a crazy bitch "how to"
Sep 6 2007 10:34PM
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Shpadoinkle
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cletus is the man!

I love NASCAR it’s my kinda race
Just watching Jeff Gordon plow up the wall
Puts a smile on Dale Jr.’s face
No caviar, its beer and MOPAR
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR
Sep 6 2007 10:38PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
who said it country music was ignorant?
thats just dumb.
we hate country cause it fuckin blows.
Sep 6 2007 10:40PM
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Wolverine21
Posts: 690 - Karma: 10
country is the shit
Sep 6 2007 10:41PM
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estaked
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nothing wrong with country...
Sep 6 2007 10:44PM
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STREETS
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lmao yes. I hate this music with a passion.
Sep 6 2007 11:10PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
all country songz are terrible.
Sep 6 2007 11:13PM
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smuggsVT
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oh rly?
Sep 6 2007 11:42PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
country sucks a fat cock
Sep 6 2007 11:43PM
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reggyboy
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listening to country music gives you herpes... prooven medical fact
Sep 6 2007 11:46PM
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Euphoric
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dude they all suck ass except the country version of gin and juice haha
Sep 6 2007 11:51PM
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EClay46
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that is very likely the worst remake of a song ive ever heard.
i heard it on the way home from a rail jam at my mountain 5 days ago, and my ears exploded
Sep 7 2007 12:12AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
i wanna walk about me - toby keith.

i accidently saw it on tv the other day as i was channel surfing i stopped on the channel to go grab a drink.
aaaand... holy mother of god was the song ever aweful. (in my opinion)


heres the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrlzEUuBIM
Sep 7 2007 12:12AM
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Tolz
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i absolutely cannot stand the horrible song. the absolute worst piece-o-shit i've ever heard.
Sep 7 2007 1:10AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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that is actually a good song
Sep 7 2007 1:11AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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Meh i live in Cow town, you get used to country and its not all bad, i dont listen to it regulary but i can handle it

Sep 7 2007 1:13AM
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dinopudge
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haha srsly. my sisters friend actually did that to her boyfriends truck. and then beat up like three chicks in a bar for talking to him. and spilt beer on many more. she's insane.

but yea. she thinks my tractors sexy. and then that one like swing batta batta swing batta batta swing or something like that.

everything.
Sep 7 2007 1:14AM
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freestyler540
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Ark, I hate country music so bad. Not only does it suck, it encourages religion, pro conservative ideologies, capitalism, racism and dependency...all thing I really hate

Sep 7 2007 1:16AM
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jimmychung
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just pick them at random, they all suck at an equally immense level
Sep 7 2007 1:40AM
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hotdog.garbage
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I was in fucking Pembroke and the only radio station i got was a country one and my ipod was broken. I had to listen to TICKS by brad paisley...this song has to win some kind of award for being so fucking stupid. 'i wanna check you for ticks"
Sep 7 2007 2:02AM
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~auddie~
Posts: 757 - Karma: 24
Trace Adkins, Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Disgusting, absolutely disgusting song
Sep 7 2007 2:14AM
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Calvin.
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Rhinestone Cowboy
Sep 7 2007 2:22AM
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potato_man
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brad paisley(or sumpin lie dat) had a song thats like"ill check u for ticks"

i dunno, but that sounds pretty bad
Sep 7 2007 4:04AM
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D_Mezz
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dude that songs badass and plus there is no such thing as a bad country song!
Sep 7 2007 8:14AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
he's a comedian. he's supposed to do that.
and it's from "i love this bar" and toby keith made that one.
guess who sings in "i love nascar"...ole toby.

maybe it's just me. i like nascar and late model racing. i dunno about everyone else.
Sep 7 2007 10:23AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Watching cars go in nothing but a cirlce all day straight up SUCKS. Road course racing is solid.

Country music is straight up horrible. For some reason the ladies like it though. Don't really get it personally.
Sep 7 2007 11:08AM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
back when by tim mcgraw is the stupidest song ever created. hands down lamest shit ever.
And I quote:
"Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when."

out of control.
Sep 7 2007 1:19PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
theres something wrong with you and your brother if you don;t like country.

- and really girls come over to your house- play whatever makes em happy! (unless they are fat,ugly or ridiculous bitches!)
Sep 7 2007 1:36PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
Well I Love Country Music almost all of it, but i cant take the old twangy stuff by dolly parton.
Sep 7 2007 1:44PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
achy breaky heart
Sep 7 2007 1:52PM
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SWA666ER
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agreed
Sep 7 2007 9:58PM
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