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So you See a HOT Amazing Girl! Whats ur BEST Pick-Up Line?

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Jon-Jon
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i would say... are those real?
Sep 5 2007 1:37AM
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Sno.
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Sep 6 2007 6:03PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Aye. I've used something similar...

"Would I sound desperate if I asked for you out this Saturday?"
If she says no, you're golden, if she says yes just tell her it wasn't the answer you were hoping for but ask her anyways. If you play it off right it works somewhat frequently.
Sep 6 2007 6:04PM
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Sno.
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just tell her your story from the other night.
Sep 6 2007 6:09PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Oh, you can bet I will haha.
Sep 6 2007 6:11PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
BRO. That's straight from Fresh Prince of Bel Aire.
Sep 6 2007 7:22PM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 452
yo baby, yo baby, yo baby. Hurry up and write down your number before i dont want it no more.
Sep 6 2007 9:32PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
hey i lost my cell phone, can i call my friend with yours? and ta da, you have her number
Sep 6 2007 9:43PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
they probably say them same but replace "cunt" with "gunt"
Sep 6 2007 9:47PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
how bout this...

well hey there sweet thing! i was thinkin, maybe we ould go out to dinner saturday night. have some chicken, maybe some sex, ya know see how it goes.

haha
Sep 6 2007 10:12PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
already got your permission, it works everytime
Sep 6 2007 10:37PM
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Joan
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thats also straight from monty python
Sep 6 2007 11:24PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
hi..im emmett. can i buy you something really nice? (flash money clip filled with benji's)
Sep 6 2007 11:26PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
i just get o know them first and then be like hey you wanna go get food
right now
with me
like lunch or somethin?
i got like $10
Sep 6 2007 11:30PM
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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
hahah, these are great!
Sep 8 2007 2:06AM
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zesty_buddy
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
yea just pretend its like an old friend or something

def works
Sep 8 2007 5:40AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
well usually i don't use pickup lines when i'm in the hot girl thread.
Sep 8 2007 9:10AM
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attitashfreestyle29
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 209
i'll buy u shit
Sep 8 2007 11:23AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
o the memories

*tear*
Sep 8 2007 1:33PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
its not gone, just hidden from us who aren't worthy, myself included
Sep 8 2007 7:53PM
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JNix.
Posts: 645 - Karma: 12
haha this kid i know who is really desperate and scetchy always pulls over to the side of the road when there are halfway decent girls walking and asks them if they want a ride, hes never sucessful
Sep 8 2007 8:00PM
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Steezy_Street
Posts: 833 - Karma: 161
HAHAHAH thats funni.
Sep 8 2007 9:10PM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
ahem... so far off. it was a good try though.

"Hello veronica, would like to come to the pants party?"
- Brick Tambland
Sep 8 2007 9:47PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
bahahahhahah
I worked at subway this summer, and that just really made me laugh.
Sep 10 2007 12:46AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
haha epic fail james epic fail.


bitch get oon my dick or

bitch get in the kitchen and make me a sammich
or
fuck you whore, nono literally.
Sep 10 2007 1:00AM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
suck the mah duck!
Sep 10 2007 1:11AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
there used to be an easy way to get to see it. i'm not sure if it still applies, however

Sep 10 2007 9:59PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
wanna bet?
Sep 10 2007 10:05PM
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miker92
Posts: 621 - Karma: 36
haha that was pretty good
Sep 10 2007 10:39PM
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Sno.
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whenever someone does that its so obvious. the last time was the worst when this like 37 year old guy came up to my friend britta and pretended like he knew her and that he swears she graduated in his class. she's like...bitch im 23, and you look like you could possibly be my father. get a better pick up line.
Sep 11 2007 12:43AM
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leone
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"is that a keg in your back pocket?.....cause i'd like to tap that"
Sep 11 2007 7:56AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i usually am just myself. for some reason girls think that i am a big cocky asshole before they start talking to me. i have heard this from like 4 girls. but they say as soon as they start talkin to me they really like my sense of humour and realise there quick judement isnt right at all.
Sep 11 2007 8:47AM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
she's probably into you as a girl's gay best friend because you come off as such a fuckin dick addict and you look like a fairy.
Sep 11 2007 11:16AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
haha i am going to claim on this one, i actually did that and it worked. But she wasnt a total stranger i knew who she was from school, saw her at a party, and bam.

and yes sick movie.
Sep 11 2007 12:25PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
if that goes right, its kind of cute/original. but what if his fist just causes the ice cube to slip out from under his hand at 90 mph hitting her square in the face?
Sep 11 2007 12:36PM
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Sno.
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you're like Mr. Darcy...

le sigh
Sep 11 2007 12:37PM
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Sno.
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did you even read his post? man, your posting rights should be revoked.
Sep 11 2007 12:38PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Last week:

Waitress: "Do you want anything else?"
Me: "Yeah."
Waitress: "What?"
Me: "You."

Good thing I knew her.
Sep 11 2007 4:55PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
wanna fuck?
Sep 11 2007 4:58PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
unless the girl is a slut you won't pick her up with one line, this thread should be about openers so you can start a convo
Sep 11 2007 8:52PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
Hey baby i don't know how this is going to work you with all those curves and me with no brakes.
Sep 11 2007 9:34PM
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SkiingNinja
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 902
listen you are really good at skiing, and i can get you a sponsorship, but first you have to suck my d.
works every time

nah but my friend came up with one that was hilarious at the time
"would you like a 14 inch dick in your ass"
she says "what? no."
"good cause mines only 4 inches"
Sep 11 2007 9:45PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421

(girls name), do you know what i heard when i met you
her- what
WEEEEWOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEWOOO( or ambulence noises)
her- whats that
thats an ambulence, coming to take me away because you stole my heart

Sep 11 2007 9:48PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
i am in no need to read all the posts, so some classics from juwanna man..

"Your one tall glass of water, and quite frankly im THURRRSTY!!"
Sep 11 2007 9:52PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...

Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
Sep 11 2007 10:22PM
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Alex_G
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Hi, whats your name?
Sep 11 2007 10:33PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
made this up yesterday for all i know
those pants are big, i bet i can get in them..or something along that line
i forgot by the end of the day
Sep 12 2007 9:09PM
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