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So you See a HOT Amazing Girl! Whats ur BEST Pick-Up Line?

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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
i would say... are those real?
Sep 5 2007 1:37AM
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[Toby]
Posts: 766 - Karma: 10
i know, who would do a guy named mystery?
Sep 5 2007 4:36PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
If i were to tell you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Sep 5 2007 4:39PM
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603skier
Posts: 587 - Karma: 11
my last girlfriend died from a pound of meant in her mouth.

wanna die?
Sep 5 2007 4:39PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
"well this may seem odd, but i have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis..so maybe you could come over later and i could put some words in your mouth"


and my friend just went up to this chick we know as a joke and said

"i wish you were dead so i could fuck you without complaints"

it was so weird but hilarious
Sep 5 2007 4:42PM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28

"do you know who i am. I'm the juggernaut, bitch......suck my balls"

Sep 5 2007 4:47PM
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603skier
Posts: 587 - Karma: 11
you: "are your pants off?"

girl: "no"

you: "ohh my watch must be set an hour ahead."
Sep 5 2007 4:52PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

immature: lets not turn this rape into murder

Sep 5 2007 4:55PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
yo but seriously all you need to know how to do is drink everyone under the table, go to a bar drink everyone under the table so they pass out drunk, then leave with the girl of your choice
Sep 5 2007 5:01PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
best one ever!
Sep 5 2007 5:06PM
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hauntedsandwich
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
hahah my friend told me once, that sweater's very becoming on you. (whatever that means, I've never heard that saying before) If I were on you...

well you know.
Sep 5 2007 5:06PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
hey do you have a map? cause i got lost in your heart

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

lol
Sep 5 2007 5:12PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Bitch, I don't need no condom, look how tight my suit is. I'm ready to fuck, I've BEEN ready to fuck!
Sep 5 2007 5:12PM
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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
do the soulja boy dance
Sep 5 2007 5:14PM
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joe_cool_ski
Posts: 796 - Karma: 9
yo...I have a job...i have a car...i have a motorcycle...i'm over the age of 21...lets get dinner!
Sep 5 2007 6:50PM
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samurai_jack
Posts: 756 - Karma: 5
pic...or it didnt happen
Sep 5 2007 8:17PM
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Joan
Posts: 2944 - Karma: 1,305
" I have a wocket in my pocket"
Sep 5 2007 8:27PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
WAFFLE FRIES FO'FREE
Sep 5 2007 8:30PM
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zackblain
Posts: 2322 - Karma: 22
Hi I'm ryan peppers. Whats your name?
Sep 5 2007 9:25PM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. hi, im graham
Sep 5 2007 9:50PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
alright

SAAP BAABBYY!!
Sep 5 2007 10:00PM
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steve.o
Posts: 628 - Karma: 9
i wouldnt use a stupid ass pick up lines
Sep 5 2007 10:06PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
how about "i know we've never spoken before, and this might sound crazy, but would you like to go out sometime?"

works about 50% of the time
Sep 5 2007 10:07PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
im thinkin at the next party im at, i just get a raging hardon. let it loose right out of my pants. wait untill everyone notices and the girl that comes over and talks to me is the girl that is drunk enough to get with me.
Sep 5 2007 10:08PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
go up to her:
ME: you know they're going to ask you to leave soon.
Her: why?
Me: You're making all the other girls look bad.
Sep 5 2007 10:12PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
in chemistry class, we were choosing lab partners

"hey, you wanna make chemistry together?"

but it was to my girlfriend, so it doesnt really count.
Sep 5 2007 10:17PM
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freeskeemcghee
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
do u like roofies?
Sep 5 2007 10:45PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
bahaha

my thoery is that guys who need pickup lines can;t get by on just being themselves, unless they are saying them for fun or jokin around. then they are great.
Sep 5 2007 10:52PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
i saw this on a "get pick up lines sent to your cell phone"
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, want to go get a drink.
or something like that

the only one i use, is the one i posted earlier
Sep 5 2007 11:37PM
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ajax
Posts: 2852 - Karma: 1,245
jon olson--"your father is a thief, he stole two stars and put them in your eyes" or somehing like that
Sep 6 2007 12:04AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
haha nice mason, I saw that add today and when I came on I was gunna post it, only one close to alright iv ever seen in one of them adds
Sep 6 2007 12:07AM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
me: wanna play battle ship?

girl: whats that?

me: its where i lay down and you blow da hell outa me!!!!!

lollerz
Sep 6 2007 12:13AM
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stinkypoodangle
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 33
i'm really good at masterbating, do you wanna watch?
Sep 6 2007 12:37AM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
Your eyes are blue as the ocean, now let me put it in your butt.

^that is one of my friend's originals...funny when he says it at least.
Sep 6 2007 12:49AM
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mocksteeze
Posts: 115 - Karma: 28
me: wanna go back to my house and play army?
her: whats army?
me: i lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Sep 6 2007 1:04AM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
I don't even need a pick up line.
Sep 6 2007 1:13AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
works every time
Sep 6 2007 6:55AM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
"hi im cam sessions, wanna fuck?"
for those without my name i give permission to use
"i know cam sessions, wanna fuck?"
Sep 6 2007 7:15AM
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supersteez420
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
"are those space pants cause your ass is out of this world"

"i miss my teddy bear will you sleep with me"

"do you work at subway cause you just made a footlong"
Sep 6 2007 8:49AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
This is about the only decent one in here...
Sep 6 2007 9:25AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
you dropped something (point to ground)
it was my jaw.

Sep 6 2007 9:37AM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Sep 6 2007 10:04AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
check out my 6 pack.
Sep 6 2007 11:25AM
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DeucesStreetwear
Posts: 931 - Karma: 24
mines not a pick up line but what to do is;

point at the girl and say a random name. then if she says no be like o sorry bout that u looked like someone i knew. then from there the conversation is a go.

watch the pick up artist on tv is a sweet show
Sep 6 2007 12:56PM
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BenBach
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 14
can i pillage your village?
Sep 6 2007 1:00PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
"Are you an angel? cuase I have and erection."
Sep 6 2007 1:43PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
u like ur eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Sep 6 2007 2:47PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i really want to have sex with you."

or, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Sep 6 2007 3:27PM
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Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
"you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

the jon olson one was smoooooth
Sep 6 2007 5:20PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
HAHAHAHAH
Sep 6 2007 5:23PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
pick up lines dont really work unless the girl is mad drunk i usally just say hi than start a conversation and make her laugh
Sep 6 2007 5:58PM
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