Replying to So i got chsed through a dark forest by a bum....

This all went down a few nights ago when me and a few friends were sneaking into the fair. basically we didn't want to pay the $10 entry fee to see a bunch of rednecks listening to the shitty country music that was playing that night. We decided the best way to sneak in would be trough a hole in the fence surroundind the fair which is fucking huge. and no we could not jump the fece because there was barbed wire and shit so we crawl through the hole and sneak past the security gaurds and we were in...then we wanted to smoke a bowl. i recently stopped smoking but i figured what the hell i'll tag along. so we go back out and are in the woods along the fenceline. keep in mind these woods are in the middle of no where and it completly dark. the only light came from a butane lighter that i just bought next thing we know as we are packing the bowl a bum sits up from the leaves on the ground not 6 feet from us and starts charging at us. normally we would chase the bum but we were startled. so as you would expect we take off running, he is feet behind us roaring like a fucking dragon and shit. we finally make it to the edge of the woods and he stops chasing us. standing at the edge of the woods staring at us with his walking stick and his yellow eyes yelling some nonsense that i didn't want to stick around to hear, we then take refuge in a local mcdonalds. i guess the bum doesn't like people to walk in his back yard. it was the sketchiest thing that has happened to me in a while, i will never forget it.
i was feet from having a bum sodomize my asshole and that doesn't sit well with me. im going to find him and kick his malnourished ass