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if someones calls you a pussy...
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just say: hey buddy i am what i eat
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don't be hatin!
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then u say: 'which would make you an asshole.'
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don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga
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if you got called a pussy,then you probably are
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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
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id probably rap myself around a giant penis.
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excuse me?
RUFF SKIER WEST SIIIIDE CRIZZUE MIZZEMBER'
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^pussy
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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
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best comeback ever:'i know you are but what am i?'
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you could always add ' and your a dick, so i guesse it's true, we are what we eat'
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^yea that one is better
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
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exactly, i just made this thread because im bored
don't be hatin!
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I'm a pussy!
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The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
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yeah i've used that when people call me a pussy the i am what i eat thing, its funny, i love it
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say, 'i know you are, but what am i?', another good comeback (and my fav.) is 'suck my left nut, and make right nut jellous (sp.)'
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someone calls you a pussy just break their kneecaps
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Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
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with a spoon
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Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
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yeah if someone calls you a pussy, you take their life.
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everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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yes the taking of the life is good. but it has to be painfull like a skining
Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
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note: i was being saracstic. please dont take my words of wisdom seriously, and certainly dont hold me responsible for your unworthy actions.
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everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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MOUF
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this thread has no point but hey what else is there to do in the summer
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When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
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Kick 'em.
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Sex is like math:
You plus me
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Divide the legs
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Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
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No thanks... Shit Logan, I could kick your ass. You're so damn tiny. Seriously, just hush. It's gay and pointless. Nobody likes you, so get over it.
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Sex is like math:
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Minus the clothes
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Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
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ouch
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'Tis true
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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply
Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
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ever thought of microwaving a cat?
don't be hatin!
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Scarily... yes I have
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They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.
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A kid at my school did it for no reason and it expolded in the microwave.Hmmmmm.......thats wierd
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Break their nose...when the blood is pouring out and they are on the ground crying stand over them and say whose the pussy now mother f'er
A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
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how do you pronounce f-er, id just go with mother fucker, just say fuck, fuck isnt that bad of a word, fuck son
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i wish i had a pussy ..... i would just sit there all day playin with myself
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i was thinkin, if i were ever cooked in a microwave, id wanna know what was happening and what it looked like and shit, so im gonna microwave a baby since a baby will fit in your conventional microwave
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
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u stole that from me.. but reading posted by some buddy else i relized how gay it is
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I’m a mother fucking P.I.M.P. Plus I got the magic stick
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mattster get a girl, they have pussies, play with they'res
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if they call you a pussy then say eat my chode... or just say 'oh' then turn around and do something else. its funny to be a smart ass
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u just say FUCK YOU and kick him right in the fuckin nuts
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^word. then u take his money
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whenever somebody insults you in front of other people its for attention, so you just say, 'ohh ok cool,' and walk off and do something else, they get really pissed off. if its just you and somebody else that your not friends with, and they insult you, then you rip out their kidneys from the front with your bare hands and a telephone cuz they are most likely lookin for trouble. thats all ya gotta do.
i think i think i like it like thata
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its so hilarious when they just get a fired up because you say smart ass stuff like that
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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once somebody called me a sandwidge.
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old thread
hot like johny dep in his day
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once i saw a guy get called a 'superkalifragilisticsexpealidouchebag' on here. i laughed till i peed.
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just say retarded things like 'i know you are but what are you' then theyll say theyre cool then u gotta be like 'i know i am but what am i' then theyll say your a pussy then you say 'i know you are but what are you' just change the saying around and its a never ending cycle
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or you could just knock the faggot out. takes less thinking.
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haha i agree with the kid who said that he wishes he had a pussy, so he could jsut sit there and playy with it all day. haha..
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ahaha the funniest shit ever supercalafragilisticigsballidooschbag
but i use the pussy thing as a pick up line
if your are what you eat id like to be you
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eh hehehe
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supercalafragilisticigsballidooschbag.... absolutely hilarious... you really can't top that
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If someone calls me a name I just admit it.
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