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i jsut made this up as i was walking home with my little brother. I ahd to fart real bad and i noticed my brother was tying his shoe and as he was doing it i farted and was like damn i could ahve farted in his face so im regretting my decision to fart and about a block and a half down i have to fart again so i think perfect to bad he is not untying his shoe then it hits me i go "Hey wait up a sec" he stops i bend over an untie his shoe and hes like ah shit you got me and im like ya. so he bends down to tie his shoe and i blow a huge fart right in his face!! then i was like "got you good fucker" and he was like "ya i guess you did" so now im gunna do it to all my friends farting in someones face has never been easier
its genius how funny and degrading is farting in someones afce but its so hard to do this way you trick them into putting your head in your ass do it to a friend and you will see the humour
i think the story might be up to ns standards if you had accidentally let some feces fly our your trowers onto your friend. then it would be a cool story.