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Pollard and his baconwere
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how tall is he and what size were his bacons in the hh self edit. thanks.
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the bacons are only one length, 182. he is usually riding some type of prototype though, so the ski could have been wider than the standard 115mm and maybe even longer.
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and if i recall correctly he's about 6' tall but he's pretty thin
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yah but he waas riding lizzies with bacon graphics shoot him an email talk to LINE guys and ask to email pollard
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You should mug him, and take his height all at once.
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Eric Pollard lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Anybody else notice in the first couple of shots from IDEA he has bacon bases with the prophet topsheet. I know this is pretty common for him, I just thought it was pretty cool.
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yeah i noticed that, i don't get why that happens unless they're his prototype which would make more sense
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he might have gotten them customized, so that he could ride prophets but have the sick base of the bacon. that base looks so nice in videos.
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eric pollard could out ski jesus...
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the guy with the prophets was ike smith in the first few shots
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pollard has all sorts o f prototypes. He has had all sorts of strange topsheets and prototypes with different sizes and cambers... when you are the only big sponsored rider and you are responsible for the R&D of 8 different skis, you end up doing all sorts of cool shit. He's about 5'10 or 11
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Haha thats awesome.
I sense that pollard jokes are going to overtake chuck norris jokes.
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ha i could see it taking over NS easily...
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You seent that mountain dew commercial with chuck noriss yet?
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so i once was diagnosed with cancer, and i watched a pollard segment and was instantly cured. thanks eric
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how dare you speak of the pollard.
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"may the pollard be with you!"
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when pollard jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets pollard...
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Pollard's tears could cure cancer.
...if he cried
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Polard lost his virginity before his father.
You can basically take any chuck norris joke and put pollard in instead, but i like pollard jokes more.
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if you make them skiing related though its even better
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Eric Pollard DID Out ski jesus! according to the book of Jay-lev.....the 13 disciple. Pauls youger brother.
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