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Dead baby joke thread

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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
i thought it would be a good idea since they're halarious and all ill start it...


What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?


Cancer.
Aug 30 2007 3:22AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I think there's already a thread or 99 on this.
Aug 30 2007 3:24AM
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dave44
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You know, your joke is only funny because of the grammar.

"What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?"
Aug 30 2007 3:27AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
you know you're a faggot and i noticed that and i just copy pasted it off a site and was too lazy to change it. for fucks sakes this is fucking newschoolers no single person here really gives two shits about grammar.
Aug 30 2007 3:42AM
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TheMoostafian
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actually i think its somewhere around 97u43985723097450273qu34ht9834759087q3



yeah, so many that i had to use numbers


but actually i think theres only like 6
Aug 30 2007 3:46AM
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skierdudeguy
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umm... alright? calm it down?
Aug 30 2007 3:59AM
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TheMoostafian
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damn dude

who peed in your butt
Aug 30 2007 4:00AM
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james44
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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude not nessisary
Aug 30 2007 4:00AM
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smuggsVT
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your a jew
Aug 30 2007 10:44AM
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MESKI
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/294195/
Aug 30 2007 11:20AM
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Dustin.
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well i thought your were a fag for not using the search bar, then i didn't understand the stupid joke for a second because there was no grammar so that it didn't make sense, then i read your response and decided your a total asshole and you should go kill yourself
Aug 30 2007 12:08PM
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KEVTRON
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hahah
Aug 30 2007 12:27PM
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Petey.
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hahah i couldn't stop laughing at that
Aug 30 2007 1:51PM
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fourhundred
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n-bomb!
Aug 30 2007 2:18PM
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EH_DUBS
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cough...um the correct spelling "gunz"....is guns....LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR NOOB

jk
Aug 30 2007 2:19PM
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anxju
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this thread sucks
Aug 30 2007 2:22PM
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Crackaghan
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i was excited to tell a dead baby joke.......now im not
Aug 30 2007 3:18PM
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canterbury
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same here. and i've got a good dead baby joke too, now i'm not sharing.
Aug 30 2007 3:25PM
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TheMoostafian
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aw shoot


but see the problem is, if you post it here, you'll get flamed to shit for not using the searchbar

then when you post in a really old thread you found with the searchbar, you get flamed for resurrecting old threads
Aug 30 2007 11:59PM
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doublexl
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haha no onez told a bay joke yet. theyre just rippin this kid a part instead. hahaha!
Aug 31 2007 12:05AM
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hurrisun
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meeeowwww
Aug 31 2007 12:08AM
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Krush
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hey whats worse than a dead baby?

a dead baby useing the search bar
Aug 31 2007 12:12AM
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406
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u r just tooo funny
Aug 31 2007 1:02AM
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UNREAL
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Hahahaha this is the best thread ever
Aug 31 2007 1:16AM
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sampsihoyos
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haha ns at its best.

this thread does not deserve my attention
Aug 31 2007 1:29AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
what's worse than getting a girl pregnant?

not killing the baby.
(i made that up feel free to use it)
Aug 31 2007 4:15AM
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big+white
Posts: 371 - Karma: 11
how is a dead baby using the search bar worse then a dead baby...i think it is physically improsible for a dead baby to use a search bar...i agree this thread sucks but your joke licks my ballsack
Aug 31 2007 4:51AM
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Crackaghan
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whats worse
ten dead babies nailed to 1 tree
or one dead baby nailed to ten trees
Aug 31 2007 5:04AM
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Billek
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What an awesome thread topic, considering I am babysitting a 4 month old.
Aug 31 2007 6:10AM
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canterbury
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hahaha, don't get any ideas
Aug 31 2007 3:41PM
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grams.
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i actually give THREE shits about grammar....
Aug 31 2007 3:56PM
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jimmychung
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nap time!
Aug 31 2007 4:49PM
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jimmychung
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depends? are the ten trees all in a row with one long big nail?
Aug 31 2007 4:52PM
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