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Gapers

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fourhundred
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2 questions

do gapers know they're gapers?

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what do they say on gaper day?
Aug 28 2007 6:53PM
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invader7
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idk you should know..
Aug 28 2007 7:02PM
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TheButterHashira
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no gapers are quite delusional. they go down a black diamond with 300 feet of vert and one steep spot without falling and they think they should be professionals. they go to a jump and roll over and believe they should be winning big air comps in the x games. its humorous for about the first 4 gapers and then its irritating
Aug 28 2007 7:28PM
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fourhundred
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damn, that hurt
Aug 28 2007 7:52PM
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ijibgoremtn
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no they are "weekend warriors" they think that they are the shit
Aug 28 2007 7:58PM
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fourhundred
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haha I love that "weekend warriors"
Aug 28 2007 8:26PM
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mistaskia
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lets hope there not aware of it because if they are youd think they would do somthing about it.
Aug 28 2007 8:30PM
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TheButterHashira
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weekend warriors would be any body who skis on the weekends cuz they have to work during the week.
Aug 28 2007 8:39PM
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Pirruccio
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or go to school
Aug 28 2007 9:54PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
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My friend's dad is a awsome gaper. He smokes weed with his kids. Hes all decked out with boot gloves and everything.
Aug 28 2007 10:43PM
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TheButterHashira
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yeah if i dont ski in my yard i only go on like fridays saturdays sundays and days off.
Aug 28 2007 10:47PM
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Joan
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well for starters the gapers i know want the JP. vs. julians even though they have no idea that they are a pow ski
Aug 28 2007 10:48PM
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ijibgoremtn
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yea i could be considdered that but gaypers are the ones that suck but think they are really good
Aug 28 2007 10:48PM
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grams.
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gaypers are the future of freeskiing. DONT HATE
Aug 28 2007 11:01PM
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396222687862
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gapers dont know their gapers, and will never know unless you tell them. thats why at all times, you must scream in one's face, FUCKING GAPER, get the fuck out noob. then they are official knowleddgable gapers
Aug 28 2007 11:06PM
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80*s4eva
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yeah even though theyre annoying the majority of the ski industrys revenue comes from "gapers"
Aug 28 2007 11:09PM
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invader7
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and there still like whats a gaper?
Aug 28 2007 11:11PM
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Valind
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Aug 28 2007 11:41PM
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Pirruccio
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i would rock that suit on the left
Aug 28 2007 11:44PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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bah humbug. nah i dont think they do, they think thats whats cool so tehy wear it up on the mountains.
Aug 28 2007 11:48PM
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TylerGigg
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You mean Dana Flahr's suit?
Aug 29 2007 11:59AM
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fourhundred
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lol so retro
Aug 29 2007 12:18PM
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*rkp*
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that's not even gaper. that's trying too hard.
Aug 29 2007 12:32PM
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Valind
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I just got it off the internet and thought it was funny
Aug 29 2007 2:06PM
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anxju
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what of all the pro's have a name for us? and we dont know it? what if they have a name for us regular freeskiers? im scared
Aug 29 2007 2:12PM
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charmander
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so in other words your afraid your a gaper?
Aug 29 2007 2:13PM
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king.tubby
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i'm pretty sure part of the definition of a gaper is that they are totally clueless, which would include not knowing they are gapers. i think anyone who doesnt know the term "gaper" is in pretty high danger of being one themself
Aug 29 2007 2:16PM
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Lineskiah11
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i bet they are happy on gaper day because they finally fit in. they are probably thinking all their stuff is still instyle or its coming back
Aug 29 2007 2:17PM
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titsLOL
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1) No
2) "There's a lot of avid skiers out today."
Aug 29 2007 2:47PM
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snowboardersrule
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there is a big difference between gapers and gaper day. that pic must be from gaper day. 90% of the outfits worn on gaper day are not worn any other time by anyone, including gapers.
Aug 29 2007 2:58PM
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DopeSauce
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The other day when I finally sold my snowboard my sister (11) came up to me and started repeating the word "gaper!" before finally calling me a gay skier and walking away.
Aug 29 2007 3:14PM
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analog4ndy
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that sounds about right.
Aug 29 2007 3:40PM
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WikiWiki
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i do despise the dreaded pro gaper- allthough they can be funny- most of the time they are gay
Aug 29 2007 4:34PM
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