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Stiff-penis air

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zylstra
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When you go all straight on a big hit and it feels like you're up there forever. do other people call them stiff penises?
Aug 28 2007 12:38PM
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GatoGordo
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Pencil Steeze
Aug 28 2007 12:42PM
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zylstra
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i thought that was only when spinning
Aug 28 2007 12:50PM
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*rkp*
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closely related to the "penis air"is the "pork sword"    it's when you spin regularly but at a point in the rotation you suddenly turn straight and rigid, only to regain composure shortly after.   give it a shot. it's hilarious
Aug 28 2007 1:29PM
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~Joe~
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ive seeen some hard core bone airs in my life
Aug 28 2007 1:36PM
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Billek
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I call them a James air, which my friend made up because we know this guy James who is a tank and when he hits shit his knees never bend. Any time he cases he never buckles, he just bounces like nothing happened, it is good to see.
Aug 28 2007 2:06PM
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MarkieR
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my friends and i call that the "syringe"
Aug 28 2007 6:31PM
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invader7
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word we call them boners
Aug 28 2007 7:03PM
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Corkster
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the good old erection air
Aug 28 2007 7:23PM
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skimanskimanskim
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Boner air
Aug 28 2007 8:46PM
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steevner
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yupp, somewhat,

ERECT AIR!
Aug 28 2007 9:47PM
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Gnarshred
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Stoney Baloney
Aug 28 2007 10:55PM
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Gnarshred
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BTW thats what all my snowboarder friends call it, so ive adopted it... Named after some pro snowboarder. Looks sick with spins on a board, but only sometimes.
Aug 28 2007 10:57PM
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crazyfuck
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isn't, by definition, a "stiff penis" a "boner"? yeah, so why bother calling it "stiff penis air" when you can call it "boner air"? it's just funnier that way... and it gives you the excuse to say "boner".
Aug 28 2007 11:38PM
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soulskier
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boner air
Aug 28 2007 11:44PM
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ryanwar6
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I completely disagree. It is way funnier to say "stiff penis" than it is to say "boner". Just imagine saying it to anyone. To friends: "Man, I was at the store the other day and I got a Stiff Penis for no reason". To a girl: "Grab my stiff penis baby". It is far more legit
Aug 28 2007 11:54PM
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R.Fahey
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that's what i call it. or Giant.
Aug 28 2007 11:59PM
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ThaLetterM.
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baller air
Aug 29 2007 12:46AM
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Myke
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Bone Air sounds better. Deff not boner air
Aug 29 2007 1:08AM
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anxju
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haha bone air
Aug 29 2007 1:54AM
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bfnradford
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haha its like boner with a francais accent
Aug 29 2007 9:35PM
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SHastatahoe
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Boner steeze
Aug 29 2007 9:52PM
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WikiWiki
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pork sword ahahahaha
Aug 29 2007 9:57PM
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zylstra
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AGREED
stiff penis is so much more fun to say

Sep 2 2007 6:46PM
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MadSteezin
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lol!
Sep 2 2007 7:49PM
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Henry
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boner air, invented by Travis Parker.

just playin, i don't actually know who first did it, but it seems like it would be him.
Sep 2 2007 8:13PM
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zylstra
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i heard it from this snowboarder who used to ride at my local hill. really good snowboarder. the name stuck with me.
Sep 3 2007 12:41PM
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sktrkdo7
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pencil steeze man my friend is a master at penci/boner steeze
Sep 3 2007 2:31PM
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gaydar
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i thought you were gonna talk about when kids get a boner and pull their pants and jacket all the way up, arch their back, and jump.

ive seen it done. gay as it sounds.
Sep 3 2007 2:38PM
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