Replying to My computer is haunted

So I'm sittin here in the dark, and out of nowhere my CD and DVD/CDR drives pop open, totally unprompted. Then the thing froze. Everything with the letter e was high highlighted in another forum. Then on my task bar, an MSN convo started blinking, no new messages, then NS started flashing, untouched for 10 minutes. I felt as though the spirits were telling me to make a thread here.

Obviously, virus. Shit.

I lol'ed after a second though. Divine intervention, telling me to make a thread on NS. Yeah, I have no life.