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YEA I LOVE IT.

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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
I love skiing without poles... anyone else ever think of doing it?
Aug 26 2007 6:14PM
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[Toby]
Posts: 766 - Karma: 10
shut the fuck up
Aug 26 2007 6:15PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
I did it once.... but my skis didn't understand why and they combusted. I ended up boot skiing to the parking lot. I'm never gonna do it again.
Aug 26 2007 6:19PM
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lt.milo
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 138
I got screwed up because my hands were free to go in my pants so i lost focus.
Aug 26 2007 6:26PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i ski without poles. i really only use poles if im skiing steep and deep.. but i plan to change that this year, and go pole-less everywhere
Aug 26 2007 6:38PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
me too its fun like a cheezuburgerz
Aug 26 2007 6:44PM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
word shit is rough
Aug 26 2007 6:51PM
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Austin_Smith
Posts: 218 - Karma: 11
I think i might experiment without em this year.
Aug 26 2007 6:56PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
it doesnt feel right when id dont have poles.  makes grabs easier though
Aug 26 2007 6:58PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
no poles looks dumb
Aug 26 2007 7:09PM
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Bab.
Posts: 766 - Karma: 23

i didnt do it many times but i think its fun on a day when its bad conditions and dont want to do big tricks

Aug 26 2007 7:13PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i like skiboarding
Aug 26 2007 10:23PM
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396222687862
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i've done it once, it was super fun to straightline the blacks to get to the chair, it was dope. especially when its 75 degree's out and your wearing a t shirt and shorts. so dope. it looked quite gay though, not gunna lie. oh well
Aug 26 2007 10:25PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
theres a quote that i heard once im not sure who said it but here it goes " skiing without poles is like getting head from a guy it feels good for a while till you look down and realize ur gay
Aug 26 2007 10:27PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
hahahah yeah. NO POLES IS RETARDED
Aug 26 2007 10:38PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
incredible to learns grabs.............. most grabs ive learned is from no poles.
Aug 26 2007 10:58PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
I was extremely let down when I went no poles. really not that great. just brings down my skiing and therefore my attitude.
Aug 26 2007 11:02PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
i tried it, my hands flailed a lil but grabs were epic
Aug 26 2007 11:34PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
yes i ski without poles. PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
Aug 27 2007 2:40AM
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Jhorski
Posts: 648 - Karma: 45
same here man, but boot skiing is way fun as long as the parking lot is groomed for it, its just like ice skating
Aug 27 2007 2:52AM
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DopeSauce
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 26
I did one run no poles (hands in pockets) and HATED it.
Aug 27 2007 6:11AM
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Pirruccio
Posts: 1301 - Karma: 70
a real man skis with his hands in his pockets
Aug 27 2007 11:04AM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
exactly.
Aug 27 2007 11:27AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
no more no poles threads please.

there. i said it in the nicest way possible.
Aug 27 2007 11:33AM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
haha thats goooooood
Aug 27 2007 1:48PM
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md.
Posts: 224 - Karma: 10
I hate you
Aug 27 2007 6:13PM
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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
that happens to me walking down the street. Im trying to go get pizza, and I end up in a hotel room with a transgenderd hooker named topaz. Funny thing about topaz, she shreds with no poles also.
Aug 27 2007 8:45PM
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lt.milo
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 138
 i don't really see the connection between walking to get pizza with your hands in your pants and endin up with a transgendered hooker.  i think there is a band named topaz too.  i doubt anyone in that band uses poles either.  think about it, most people don't use poles.  everyone is gay. like i am sitting here typing with poles.  i don't want to look down and see that i am gay because i am not carrying poles.  that is the reason i at least walk to get pizza with poles.  that way i don't end up with topaz.  thats how i roll.
Aug 27 2007 9:43PM
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Gnarshred
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Aug 27 2007 10:02PM
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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
first off, you dont even know topaz. topaz drives a burgandy geo and never EVER makes you feel wierd about it.
I dont worry about being not gay. Im comfy with who I am. poles or not.
sorry youre not as sophisticated as I am.

Aug 27 2007 10:43PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
hahahha
Aug 27 2007 10:56PM
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Klick_2_klaim
Posts: 3396 - Karma: 25
what about when you ski with no poles and a slurpee and you hit a down box to a flat down in front of some bumb racers at C-op and they say "that guy is so lame!!!"??????
Aug 27 2007 11:00PM
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