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The ultimate death

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garrett.
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to be thrown into a giant pit of flaming marshmallows
Aug 26 2007 2:17AM
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potato_man
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dude, is this s'posed to be a GOOD way to die or a BAD way?
Aug 26 2007 2:18AM
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garrett.
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could go both ways
Aug 26 2007 2:18AM
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potato_man
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okay, then it is both
Aug 26 2007 2:25AM
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garrett.
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yeah cuz noone wants to be burned alive ubt how mad could you be if you were burning in molten marshmallow
Aug 26 2007 2:27AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Damn, the ultimate death, I dunno what that would be. 
Probably something to do with PCP, Toys R Us, and napalm
Aug 26 2007 2:28AM
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unchyll
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$$$$$$$$$
Aug 26 2007 2:32AM
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skiierman
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Aw damn... that would suck.
Aug 26 2007 10:32AM
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candybag82
Posts: 219 - Karma: 51
flaming marshmallows to the skin hurts sooooooo bad
Aug 26 2007 10:33AM
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hugedoinker
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ultimate way to die is getting laid by the hottest women for so long that you eventually.....just die
Aug 26 2007 10:50AM
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KEVTRON
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or if you get thrown into a pit of used heroin needles just to have so much fucked up pain from the needles going into you and every time you move or jerk more needles go into you and then die of a heroin overdose. does not sound to fun
Aug 26 2007 10:53AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Are we talking ultimate as in baller and good, or ultimate as in most painful shittiest thing ever?
Aug 26 2007 2:14PM
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Gnarshred
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depends if they were in fact molten like you said, or just on fire, like been roasting too long, becuase that is tasty, then you could blow as many out as you could and eat till you got burnt alive.
Aug 26 2007 2:16PM
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WikiWiki
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lets just say it would involve a vw bug- 3 rolls of mentos and oprah
Aug 26 2007 2:18PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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herione overdose duh. if you had to die
Aug 26 2007 2:28PM
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396222687862
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i think if your talking about fire and death, being thrown into a pit of bubbling napalm would suck real bad, everytime you move more gets stuck onto your skin, burning holes into you.
Aug 26 2007 2:40PM
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garrett.
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exactly
Aug 26 2007 4:11PM
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anxju
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the best way would be to eat yourself to death
Aug 26 2007 4:12PM
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TannerCoulter.
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get eaten by a cheezburgerz would suck also.....
Aug 26 2007 4:17PM
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hurrisun
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that would suck u would just be covered in sticky burning untill u finally died
Aug 26 2007 4:24PM
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doublexl
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wut about getting cheese grated to death?
Aug 26 2007 4:26PM
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KEVTRON
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ouch

Aug 26 2007 4:33PM
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*Michael*
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having to eat agent orange. ugh.
Aug 26 2007 5:07PM
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Piste.Off
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having your subconscious mind eat away at your soul would be a slow and painful death...
Aug 26 2007 5:09PM
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timmi
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chased and beaten by a pack of rogue nuns
Aug 26 2007 8:27PM
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thenakedcellist
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winner
Aug 26 2007 8:28PM
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fourhundred
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I heard the ham burglar does some pretty gruesome murders
Aug 26 2007 8:30PM
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Elijah.
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It's gotta be the accidental searchbar.
I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
Aug 26 2007 8:34PM
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jayamait
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hilarious tim.
spontainious combustion would be pretty cool though, as long as you disappeared though.
Aug 26 2007 8:34PM
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lt.milo
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I don't remeber who it was on ns that said this, but they get all credit:

somthing like: when I am 85 years old I will buy all the best ski equipment and do the biggest cliff dive ever.  Break my neck and die enjoying the scenery.

(that was a terrible recreation but it was funny)
Aug 26 2007 8:39PM
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garrett.
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south park had a good episode on that
Aug 26 2007 8:41PM
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sampsihoyos
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searchbar
Aug 26 2007 8:45PM
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caucasian_chad
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yeah no shit i was roasting a marshmallow over a campfire and it kit on fire so i brought it up to my face to blow it out and some marshmallow flew off and hit me in the neck.  it hurt like a bitch and punctured my skin somehow so i had a nasty scab that hurt every time i swallowed for a week.
Aug 26 2007 9:03PM
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AMcCraw
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being stuck in a coffin at a my chemical romance concert and not being able to move enough to cover my ears. i would just stop breathing
Aug 27 2007 12:12AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I just lolerskated around my whole house.  that was golden
Aug 27 2007 12:14AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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AND if you were allergic to mashmallows AND fire...the irony would be enough to kill you.
Aug 27 2007 12:26AM
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reggyboy
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the best way to die is to at the age of 85, choke on your 25 year old trophy wife's panties while you take them off with your teeth.

or having a heart attack cause off excess viagra whilst screwing your 25 year old trophy wife.

Aug 27 2007 2:43AM
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zesty_buddy
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so y would u want to die?
Aug 27 2007 2:59AM
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720laxskier
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yup
Aug 27 2007 9:15AM
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Swan_Solo
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mauled by a moose
Aug 27 2007 9:48AM
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MacMahoooon
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according to monty pythons the meaning of life its to be cased around town then off a cliff by dozens of topless large breasted women
Aug 27 2007 11:26AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I've heard stories of people "waking up" after being pronounced dead, in their coffins - after being buried. Apparently they have dug up coffins with scratches and what not of people trying to get out. That would be the worst way to die. To wake up in a coffin and realize there's no way out - and you have no choice but to slowly die...again.
Aug 27 2007 11:34AM
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highfive
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agreed. Dieing with your dick in a pussy is pretty ultimate.
Aug 27 2007 3:18PM
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highfive
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who the fuck is opening up dead people's coffins to check for this shit?
Aug 27 2007 3:19PM
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Steezysmurf
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you'd have rigor mortise for sure
Aug 27 2007 3:24PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I have no idea. I've only heard about it before...I'm just saying in all. That would suck big time and be the worst way to die.
Aug 27 2007 3:46PM
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jeff3617
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The only way that could be fun is if it was flaming..and dont die
Aug 27 2007 3:48PM
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newschooler7
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hahaha this ones in the top 3.
Aug 27 2007 3:54PM
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Edward.
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being stabbed to death by a spoon.
Aug 27 2007 3:56PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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omg that reminds me of saw 2
Aug 27 2007 4:44PM
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