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Last night I was playing ssx on tour, and it was the legend slopestyle event which is 13 minutes and 30 seconds long. So I was doing good and I was happy and I get to the end and I just keep fucking up untill its over and I lose. For some reason I was really pissed so I smashed the controller on the ground and punched it twice. (now its broken) Then when I woke up this morning I decided to try again... same thing happened but I wasnt too mad so I tried it one more time and lost again and threw my ipod. (now its broken) Most of you probally think im retarted for doing this but thats ok. Sorry that was so long.
ive broken my dick twice, once i got mad and started bashing it with a dictionary cause it wouldnt get soft and one time i bashed it with a brick cause i couldnt stop prematurely ejaculating.