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Woman Drivers

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Arabian.
Posts: 9657 - Karma: 355
Why are they so bad at driving? Seriously. In the last month we have had

1 girl roll her car 4 times when she thought she hit the brake and hit the acceleration instead,

1 girl hit a telephone pole driving home drunk because she was reaching for a CD,

and 1 teacher almost kill 2 students by taking a sharp right turn at 45mph and not looking at the oncoming traffic.

Any funny woman driver stories?

(ladies, don't be shy, contribute.)
Aug 22 2007 12:42AM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
no stories rly but i agree they suck at driving usually (no sexism) just my observation though. women generally are just to skittish
Aug 22 2007 12:43AM
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footcrunk
Posts: 385 - Karma: 75
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Aug 22 2007 1:00AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
ahahaha
Aug 22 2007 1:02AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Man im scared to ride with my gf most of the time haha, i can't think of anything stupid right now, but she does always forget where shes going. Ive started not telling her too... WE'll miss a turn by like a mile and she'll just say out of nowhere, "wait... where are we?"
Aug 22 2007 1:03AM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
WHY CANT HELLEN KELLER DRIVE?




cuz shes a woman
Aug 22 2007 1:07AM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
i was driving to school one day and im waiting at a light. it turns green and i go. then as im half way through the intersection some lady almost t-bones me. then i pull over cuz shes like yelling at me.
she gets in my face and starts telling me how im such a shitty driver. and i cut in mid sentence to ask her what color the light was.
she said she couldn't have stopped.
i then said well mabey if u consentrate on driving and not on who ur best friend is having an affair with u would have realized that the light was red. i then walked back to my car, gave her the finger and proceded on the way to school.
fuckin bad women drivers.
Aug 22 2007 1:08AM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
i'm a good driver

and a couple newschoolers can vouch for me

hopefully..
Aug 22 2007 1:12AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
i was ridin to 7-11 once for a slurpy and when im in front of this bitch she starts going
Aug 22 2007 1:16AM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
hahaha, third ones the best
Aug 22 2007 1:16AM
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T-Wash
Posts: 1656 - Karma: 37
My sister was letting a little girl steer her car and the little girl swerved into a power box so my sister went to hit the brake but hit the gas and ran into the side of a house.
Aug 22 2007 1:18AM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
the scene Route 2, michelle pulls up to the acceleration lane, stops before merging into oncoming interstate traffic and starts screaming...

scene 2 logan airport bus lane, one way no passenger cars michelle drives down it, asked to leave by bus driver
Aug 22 2007 1:18AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
So we're driving up a mountain pass in the winter to ski and the roads are pretty icy/  We're in out suburban and my mom is driving, and she lived in Colorado for most her life so she is a really good driver in the snow.  So were going about 45 mph and it's fine cause the burban is pretty beastly and can handle snow easily.  So this Infiniti FX45 passes us going like 65, apparently we were going to slow.  so anyway the conditions are pretty bad so me and my friends are sitting in the car laughing, cause there's no way they would be able to maintain that speed on this road.  We were in a spot where it was probably 3/4 of a mile straight road (4 lanes), it went down for the first half then up for the rest.   So were like haha they are gonna crash probably.  So right after I say that they swerve from the far right lane to the far left oncoang lane and back like 4 times, so we're all laughing and shit and I'm like haha I bet it's a woman driver and I bet shes Asian as well.  So eventually they get control and start driving like 30 mph and we pass them and sure enough, Asian lady who's about 40.  We cracked up for a while.  Maybe you had to be there but it was funny.
Aug 22 2007 1:34AM
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dinopudge
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
first day i had my license i got a ticket for running a red light and speeding. and then like three days later i rear ended someone but the cop was nice and didn't give me a ticket.

my sister totaled our new car like six months after she got her license.

but at least asians are worse.
Aug 22 2007 1:40AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
when my sister 1st got her permit, shed be driving to school, the 1 weve gone to forever, and at literally every stop sign, shed be like"where do i turn", evun if there was no turn, and she had been driven the same route for like 2 years. yeah, 1 year later, and she still has no idea how to drive.
Aug 22 2007 1:41AM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
asian ladies in mercedes SUVs = AHHHHHHHHHHHH run for your life!
Aug 22 2007 12:12PM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
Holy shit just fucking yesterday this dumb lady turns right into the curb, and I'm sitting there thinking "wtf is she doing" and then she backs up (goes into on coming traffic while backing up) and I figure out she used fucking route 42 as a god damn turn around spot right in the middle of the road!
Aug 22 2007 12:16PM
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Mezmerize19
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I was crossing a street once and Im on the side of it waiting for the cars to pass so I can go. I check, I double check, and check again cause its a pretty busy street. So I see no car but just to be sure check again. Then all of a sudden this lady starts to turn right into me. We just stare at each other for 5 seconds then she gives me this look like WTF are you doing there. I give her the finger and walk on
Aug 22 2007 12:25PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I'll be the sexist a**hole and say it, women are shitty drivers because of thousands of years of homemaking and child raising as opposed to using tools and operating moving machines. There it has been said.


Seriously though my gf hit my truck while it was parked in our driveway, not a bump either, like she took her headlight off cause she thought she "had it".
Aug 22 2007 12:25PM
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little_ey
Posts: 609 - Karma: 392
someone want to tell me what's the hate on the asian drivers?
Aug 22 2007 12:29PM
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MitchPee
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The scene...


Bp "yeah we're gonna skip the tolls by going over the bridge.

The Outcome...

We pay more in tolls than taking the tunnel and we drive around for 15 mins.
Aug 22 2007 12:30PM
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little_ey
Posts: 609 - Karma: 392
but i will voutch for the woman thing. my mom has backed into her best friends car, my best friends car, and my new pretty saab 9-2x on its first day in the driveway.
Aug 22 2007 12:30PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9657 - Karma: 355

absolutely fantastical.

Aug 22 2007 12:51PM
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chickenwang
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"2 is the route not the speed limit"
Aug 22 2007 12:52PM
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michelle
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Or the scene for both instances was brian giving me shitty directions and me trying to follow them while driving in Boston traffic
Aug 22 2007 1:03PM
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eheath
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Woman suck at driving, period.
Aug 22 2007 1:07PM
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jes_readyforsnow
Posts: 191 - Karma: 13
im not even gonna stand up for us, its not worth it.
Aug 22 2007 1:32PM
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eheath
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Its because you can't.
Aug 22 2007 1:33PM
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jes_readyforsnow
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exactly! we suck at driving. watch out 4 us.
Aug 22 2007 1:34PM
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mocksteeze
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unfortunatly i wasnt there but my girlfriend was driving her mom down to the mall and somehow got stuck behind a semi in the right lane. i dont know why but she didnt get over and pass and the semi slowed down so she ended up stopping on the interstate
Aug 22 2007 1:36PM
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Gavajabra2
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The last one is fucking hilarious
Aug 22 2007 1:40PM
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bp.lando
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know the route then... jeesh i live in wisconsin
Aug 22 2007 1:42PM
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*rkp*
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the only woman driver i trust is my mom.  she's gnar.   she used to take the porsche out to the track and was pretty decent at driving sideways.
Aug 22 2007 2:35PM
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josh.
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my mom she cant drive at all she backs into my friends brand new van. latter that same day we were siting at a red light and then out of no were she runs it
Aug 22 2007 4:02PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
we were in the car the other day and I was like whenever I see a woman in a bmw she always sucks at driving or is oblivious to what's going on. (my town also has a bunch of rich bitches getting a bmw at 17) my mom and sister started to yell at me and my dad just continued driving along.
Aug 22 2007 4:35PM
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flyinghighagain
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i don't get how to majority of asian drivers are terrible but then u get those japs who can drift like nobodys business and outrace all the american drivers doesn't make sense to me

might just be a jap thing then
Aug 22 2007 7:01PM
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bombin_baker*
Posts: 202 - Karma: 12
i went to start my moms car (it's a stick) and i forgot to take it out of gear, and i was in the garage....and when i went to let the clutch out i gave it gas too and i hit the garage wall.
Aug 22 2007 7:08PM
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KravtZ
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^typical...
Aug 22 2007 7:10PM
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45.
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bahahah good job D
Aug 22 2007 7:11PM
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Scharff2003
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my gf is so bad at driving so i never let her drive like we can leave a party and im am hammered and she is sober and i still drive better than her i dont understand it. also why do guys have to pay higher insurance rates if girls are obviously the worst driver
Aug 22 2007 7:12PM
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45.
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tits and ass....that is why
Aug 22 2007 7:13PM
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bombin_baker*
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worse**

see bad male drivers thread.
Aug 22 2007 7:15PM
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mad_540_trix
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this happens all the time at my work (i work in a campground, there's a rock about that size in every campsite).  a woman told me she was gonna sue because she put her car up on a rock at night because she "couldn't see it" and "the rocks shouldn't be there in the first place," so i asked her if she had her headlights on when she did it.  she wasn't happy with me haha.
Aug 22 2007 9:39PM
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Bloom.
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alright so this past school year i was on my way to school. It snowed maybe 4-5 inches. It was April so the snow was pretty wet. The roads were so slick. So anyways theres this one part of the road on the way to school that has sharp turns. Someone went to fast on one of the corners and flies of the road which crushes there car. Because of that crash, there was a traffic jam. I see the brake lights from the traffic jam so i step on the brake. I women passes me going about 40 mph while im crusin at about 10 mph. This retard lady driver didn't see the brake lights. When she is about 15 feet from the stopped cars in the traffic jam, she slams on here brakes. She was in the left lane and i was in the right lane. Since she slammed on here brakes, she started swerving everywhere. She swerved towards me and almost hit me, then she swerves back and hits the concrete barrier. Then she swerves right in front of me and flies off the road. She almost hit the nose of my car twice but luckily she didn't. What a retard. The looks on the other peoples faces who witnessed what just happened were pretty funny. Their faces looked like the painting "Scream"


Also, today i drove to Denver. There was road construction. There was a lady who didn't see any of the road construction occuring, so she continued going seventy until she hit one of the workmans trucks. She crushed her car and died on impact, and didn't really injure the road workers to bad. I felt bad that she died but how the hell couldn't she see the construction signs and the all the brake lights!

Aug 22 2007 10:27PM
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tribefan226
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cuz even though we got more skills we drive more agressively, though i think an agressive driver is still safer than one who doesnt know what they're doing
Aug 22 2007 10:54PM
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skiEER
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my gf is a terrible driver
Aug 22 2007 10:59PM
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Lineskiah11
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it seems like every time i get behind someone that sucks at driving they turn out to be either lady drivers or old men. or sometimes its combined and they are old ladys
Aug 22 2007 11:03PM
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Cronin
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my friend was coming off of route 128, and the exit is a wicked sharp short turn the speed limit is 20, i was driving behind her and i see her turn and she goes on 2 wheels and slams the breaks at the stop sign, it was rediculous cause the exit is where we live and she knew it was wicked sharp

another scenario i'm on the on ramp trying to merge on the highway, theres a minivan infront of me and i knew they were aweful at driving cause they stoped at the top of the on ramp instead of merging into traffic so eventually the van is driving in the merging lane(which is about to become the breakdown lane) when all of a sudden they slam the breaks, i swerved into the next lane flip the middle age lady off and keep going, i look in my rear veiw mirror and she merged from a dead stop onto the highway and some other car had to swerve around her. how she got her liscense is beyond me, i dont trust my mom driving ethier, something about women and mini van just spells deadly combination espicaly for people who drive must smaller cars like myself
Aug 23 2007 3:42PM
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ijibgoremtn
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my friends sister is 23 and shes allready totaled like 10 cars its rediculous
Aug 23 2007 4:16PM
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Bloom.
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a woman did that yesterday expcept she slamed into a truck and died on impact. how can people not see construction signs.
Aug 23 2007 7:28PM
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josh.
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i know there bright orange
Aug 24 2007 5:15AM
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