Replying to A series of unfortunate events

i hit a drunk indian, caught pulled over by the cops, got arrested cause i had a warrant, a warrant that was the result of a dog, a dog that was going to be killed so i fostered, but got out of my car and shit at brighton, which resulted in a heap of fines, which i failed to pay and came back to bite me when i hit the indian in a red car, a car that was filled with lots of weed and a scale with intent to sell, which resulted in me going to jail which put me on probation which was violated when i got a skating ticket which put me in jail again. utah sucks kind of.