Replying to Gay things your friends have done

Now im not talking gay as in stupid. Im talking legity gay. Heres a few things my friends done:

One time in NBC studios we were taking a tour and you have to watch a little movie before you go on the tour and we are sitting. As soon as the lights go out I see him out of the corner of my eye, look at me real quick, then grab my chest and squeeze as if it was a hookers tit. Im like CACOMMA! WTF!? He didnt know either...

another time we were on the train and we hit a tree. no there wasnt a tree in the middle of the tracks just growing there, a huge branch fell. We were confused when they said we hit a tree too....Anyways theres this metro guy we were talking to and he was telling a exagerated story about how the train stopped. We were all on the same train so we knew it didnt aburptly stop, no one went flying, and there was no fire. Long story short, after the metro guy gets off me and two friends just stand there looking out the front window at the branch and one of my friends goes "man that guy was hot" We both look at him like....wtf... And then im like you relaize what you just said? then hes like woah...whered that come from.

And a couple of other friends were talking about how they skeet on their chest. I thought that was creepy.

Yes, I have some pretty gay friends. I need new ones....