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Funniest/Weirdest this you have bought high
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i bought a gallon of gatorade. i was in fred meyer and thought it was cool.
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i wasnt high but i once bought a farting dildo. if you pulled it it farted
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60 dollars at wendys with a 50% discount i thought that was pretty funny
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... I had to buy my parents a fleet enema at walmart in a fatty line. GG
everyone was hella judging me, bitches dont know
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hahahahaha.
uhhh i dunno i go to mcdonalds a lot when im high and when i dont have money i go through the drive thru and get like 1 small fry or something...hmmmmmmm what else.
me and my brother ate 30 dollars worth of dominoes cause everyone left his appt and we were hungy. but we were just hammered not high.
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i think it would be cool to get real stoned and go around garage sales early saturday mornings.. you'd come home with some real random shit
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when i was high i bought 50 marpoles fron the dollar store
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Try buying condoms at 2am drunk off your ass without laughing hysterically.
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Yeah... and the looks you get when it's a female cashier and you can barely walk. Priceless.
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I was a taco bell and I wanted a crunchwrap supreme but I couldnt remember what it was called, so my order sounded like this "hi, can I get a taco, a medium soda and a, uhhhhh.......... oh fuck it just give me a chalupa, and do you have any of those sweet cinamon things. ok I will get those too." the bitch stared at me for what seemed to me about a solid 15 seconds and says ok
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Oh god, I've been there more than once...
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bad idea. You end up with random ass shit. Like and 80's LA LAkers windbreaker. And fingeless boxing gloves. Oh and ww1 memorabilia
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garlic bread. just a loaf of garlic bread.
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and thats a bad thing WHY???
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eh nothing crazy. recently 8 items at taco bell
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an entire carrot cake
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my last stoned trip to the store produced:
one pack jello
one lime
chicken strips
donut
pack of mag's (thought it was three, turned out to be one condom and a vibrator ring. weird)
conditioner, cuz i like how soft my hair feels when im stoned.
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i wanted a freezepop thing at one of those small rec places with go karts, mini golf and stuff. i waslike, can i get one of those ice things, its mad long and juicy...then i realized that was a dumb to say so i burst out laughing, so then i asked for a icesicle, then a freeze ice, cold ice stick and she was like , uhhh, you mean a freeze pop? and was like, yes, one of them long ones. and she gave me a green. and it was tasty
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if you dont have money
go to the first counter and say you didnt order anything
then pick up the persons food at the next who is behind you
LOLZ i havent tried it
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try miniture golfing.. we got kicked out
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had like a 20 dollar total at McDonalds in the drive through, then i payed and drove away without our food
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haha
"im so hungry wit the munchies, ima eat everything in sight!!!"
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me n my friend were at a drive in movie and he bought like 4 bags of popcorn, some sour patch, a hot dog, some kinda choclate bar, and some cotton candy and he could barely carry it all back!!! it was so funny
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80$ at pizza hut for just me and my buddy
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sounds like some fine shopin
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i wasnt high but i once bought an entire pinapple just because it looked hilarious.
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then whyd you put it in here if you wernt high...
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And then they say "Have a nice night"
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shutup. pineapples the shit.
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My friend bought for 20$ of McDonald's with money he found on the ground. But the money happened out to be fake. He had his 20$ worth meal anyway lol
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yea they are
i was just wonderin why he put it in here if he wasnt high when he bought em
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I've heard of people getting really drunk and ordering things online, so that whehn the packages arrive its like christmas bacause they don't know what they're getting.
I've never had enough spare cash for that though.
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One time i was at ribrest (which is like a shitty fair thing) I got really high with my friend and drank a mickey of vodka, it was super crowded and he told me to go grab us food so with people everywhere I yell at the lady in the pizza pizza booth to get me 2 cans of pizza and a slice of rootbeer. Everyone laughed at me and I was confused.
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someone let me loose in a dollar store and i ended up with a "Safety Kit" full of fun things I thought were important in my stoned state.
There were those super cheap lighters, a corn-pipe thing, 8 lollipops, a disposable camera, a small flashlight, a little tapemeasure, some water balloons, sidewalk chalk, a wine opener, and a tiny little tub of play dough. And to keep it in a kit, everything was put in a plastic purple Bob the Builder lunchbox.
Pretty solid investment.
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seemed related. it was a dumb ass thing to buy
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damn you got high shopping down, thats a job well done.
me and my buddies went to wendys drive-thru at 2 am bumping techno. when we got up to the window, the kid told us to turn it up and all the kids working started dancing.
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one time I bought this huge ass cucumber then ate it while riding the snowbus up to our mountain, all these people were staring at me and shit but I ate the whole thing.
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65 dollors worth of candy bars at Super america, then we ate them all. then shit a storm the next day.
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you savage that's so much candy. i would fall asleep way before i could finish it.
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a caramel apple, and at the time i thought it weighed about 20 pounds. it was crazy man
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i go to the self checkout
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i got some windchimes at brooks because i thought it will bring my dorm room closer to nature...wow
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bahahahaha a windchime INSIDE of a dorm room, kind of defeats the purpose, thats great
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i bought a powerwasher blown.
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this one time i had drymouth to the fucking max.. so i went in CVS and bought 13 vitamin waters, all for myself.
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