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"Cute" Ways to ask her?

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Calvin.
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Hey so I need some creative ways to ask this girl to be my girlfriend...
Any ideas?
Aug 16 2007 1:54AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
he might be 14, but i bet he knows how to spell penis.
Aug 16 2007 10:20AM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
That's what I was going to say.

Are you in middle school or what?
Aug 16 2007 10:20AM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
and if you are in fact in middle school i apologize.
Aug 16 2007 10:21AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
yeah it worked in 7th grade.

hey sally sue what would you say if i said i liked you?

well little jimmy i dunno maybe...

*10 minutes later sally sue receives a note*

dear sally sue,

will you go out with me?

[ ] yes
[ ] no
[ ] maybe

put an x in whatever one and pass me it back.

love,

little jimmy


dude your ideas sucks, it wont work unless your 10.
Aug 16 2007 10:23AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i "broke the ice" at prom dinner, thats cute
Aug 16 2007 10:26AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
what you do is buy so ridiculous flowers, go to her work, and surprise her. and shes bound to say yes. i mean what girl can say not to flowers.
Aug 16 2007 10:30AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
shit you don't even need to ask her to be your girlfriend. just one night out of the blue ask her where your relationship stands. you might even get the answer you're looking for.

if she asks "why?" you simply tell her that you wanted to know where you stand with her.

pretty simple stuff



Aug 16 2007 10:31AM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40

do it in a text message!
jk thats the stupidest thing you could ever do.
but the fake fight thing sounds like a good idea.

Aug 16 2007 10:31AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
or while skiing some powder crash into her on purpose playfully and ask when you are covered with snow. if she says no, at least you still have powder.
Aug 16 2007 11:45AM
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mcnutty
Posts: 332 - Karma: 13
this sounds like the plot of a viagra commercial
Aug 16 2007 12:01PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
its simple, write "will you go out with me?", with blood on her bathroom mirror.
Aug 16 2007 12:07PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
EXCUSE ME! Can I talk to ya for a minute?
Soooo... listen.. Can I have yo NUMBA!?
Aug 16 2007 12:09PM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 868
if your goin to hate on someone for not knowing what a PENIS is at least fucking spell it right
Aug 16 2007 12:10PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
lolololololol penus
Aug 16 2007 12:15PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40

also if she says no, white wash her

Aug 16 2007 12:18PM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
You have to realize beej says a lot of things before he thinks about what hes saying...
Aug 16 2007 12:28PM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
http://uk.match.yahoo.net/matchscene/article.aspx?articleid=7412&TrackingID=523899&BannerID=568690 
Aug 16 2007 12:32PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
that is a very sexist way to talk to bitches.
Aug 16 2007 1:02PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
M-My name moniqua, and muh cunt aint very big

BITCH, it aint the size that counts, and i didnt ask you nothin bout cho cunt!

y-yes you did.

BITCH

took out my gat. loaded it. put it to her dome. blew her brains out. took her body to managment and reported a prolem.
Aug 16 2007 1:36PM
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1stBlood
Posts: 594 - Karma: 10
iv never asked any of my past gf's anything close to "will you be my girlfriend?"

i dunno it just kinda happens ya know

if you both are close and you can tell that you both like each other just tell her how you feel and go from there...

well theres my 2 cents..

or go ask Dr. Phil for the best way to ask her
Aug 16 2007 1:38PM
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P.J.S.
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 11
The skiing idea is great, just go ride with her all day and then ask if she wants to watch a movie or something with you afterwards. At your house obviously, and the sound of two pairs of snowpants rubbing together is very interesting...
Aug 16 2007 1:40PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
thats a good plan.
Aug 16 2007 1:42PM
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soulskier
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for dessert have the restaurant make a cake/bring in your own with a personalized message on it written in some kind of topping, that'd be cute
Aug 16 2007 1:48PM
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EH_DUBS
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dunno if youd do it but...

for my last gf bday she said all she wanted for a present was a kinder surprise thing. so i hid a gold necklace in it with a note saying happy bday and melted the chocolate back together and gave it to her.

maybe do something where you surprise her with it like that.
Aug 16 2007 1:52PM
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nathanielstyza
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i have always found that pooping on a womans breasts always results in them being rather affectionate towards you.
Aug 16 2007 2:11PM
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P.J.S.
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 11
which is exactly why you're still a virgin
Aug 16 2007 2:15PM
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poniverus
Posts: 1154 - Karma: 106
wow i didn't even know that people still "ASKED" girls to be their girlfriends...i thought it just went like, "would you want to go to dinner w/ me?" or some shit, then when she says yes you go out have a good time...then you SCORE when you take her home and wham..no need to ask her, its implied at that point...unless you hooked up w/ the queen of all sluts..and in that case you just beat the living pooop outta whoever she fucked after you just to make her feeel like a worthless piece. :)
Aug 16 2007 2:16PM
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nathanielstyza
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 38
aaaactually, this method is quite sucessfull
Aug 16 2007 2:19PM
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liquidsword
Posts: 566 - Karma: 10
wow. i keep gettin owned. i'm gonna get a new alias on ns and its going to be................penus
Aug 16 2007 2:22PM
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liquidsword
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actually a penus..... haha
Aug 16 2007 2:29PM
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itsmuhammed
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that would you get the girl
Aug 16 2007 2:37PM
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TheButterHashira
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say bitch you gonna swallow and you gonna like it
Aug 16 2007 2:50PM
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Ben.
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apparently u dont know what a penis is either... ur sure as fuck cant spell it
Aug 16 2007 3:26PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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heh
Aug 16 2007 4:27PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ask her if she wants to be in your mt shasta boner jams mixtape. thank me later
Aug 16 2007 4:37PM
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MadSteezin
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just because she skis doesn't mean shes hot, from my experience most chicks that ski aren't hot its more like an 80% of them are ugly and 20% hot. But throw up a link to her myspace or a picture of her.
Aug 16 2007 5:51PM
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TheButterHashira
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http://www.roxyteam.com/Members/RoxySnowTeam/Default.aspx
Aug 16 2007 5:54PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
just call her up and be like yo wanna hang out some time? im into you, then procede to ask her to the movies or whatever...

you dont technically have to "ask  her out" just go on a few dates and you pretty much are
Aug 16 2007 6:14PM
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Peter.
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he's probably asking out this chick

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Aug 16 2007 6:15PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
just be all like "Yo shorty, wanna get with my dick"
Aug 16 2007 6:15PM
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TheButterHashira
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thats one of the groms i think.

theyre all like 12 years old but the pros and ams average around a 7 or 8 out of 10
Aug 16 2007 6:28PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
Just NUT INSIDE HER AND GET HER PREGNANT!!!!
Aug 16 2007 6:34PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
"wanna fuck?"
Aug 16 2007 6:36PM
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mocksteeze
Posts: 115 - Karma: 28
with her blood though. then its gonna happen for sure.
Aug 16 2007 6:40PM
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oiECSoi
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while your fucking her and about to come be like go out with me? haha
Aug 16 2007 6:41PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
that would work on me ;)
Aug 16 2007 7:03PM
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jwhyte
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hahaha yes
Aug 16 2007 7:18PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
if you think she really likes you id gver her space, and not call her for ahwile. it makes her want you even more.
Aug 16 2007 8:25PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
haha, wtf that made me laugh.
just go and ask her, or ask her to dinner or something.
Aug 16 2007 9:01PM
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