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The Tell the Person Above you Their Fortune Thread
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just curious how you would know something that personal about him
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I can tell fortunes, I know
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will be arrested for having sex with a roast turkey in public on thanksgiving
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you will be eaten by the cookie monster.
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you will die alone, and a virgin
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you will be eaten by a giant duck while touring the irish country side with your family. Your hot wife son and 2 daughters will be horrified
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^ will show up at the funeral and bang his wife and daughters on his coffin.
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is gonna live a life of fortune and fame after winning the powerball.
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you will die from getting another std hahaaha
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u will become a famous gangster rapper
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you will transform into a car...
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u will be hastily loved by a water balloon, then u will go on to master in the mystical art of curling
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accidentally spill on a new rug.
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You will be eaten by a whale while scuba diving in the ocean with your wireless laptop with internet. Then, when you are inside the whale, you will make a thread on ns about it, and everyone will call you a claimer.
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