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The Tell the Person Above you Their Fortune Thread

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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
Radical. do it
Aug 15 2007 2:03PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
^your thread will be deleted
Aug 15 2007 2:05PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
is probably right
Aug 15 2007 2:06PM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9
I also sense a deleted thread in your future. weird
Aug 15 2007 2:08PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
is going to marry a cheezeburgerz, get divorced, then go into show business
Aug 15 2007 2:09PM
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P.J.S.
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 11
going to get arrested for "pimping black teens" and enjoy long showers with all the other inmates.

got that from your profile by the way
Aug 15 2007 2:11PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
bahaha good one. will get shot for snitching on me after i pimp a black teen
Aug 15 2007 2:13PM
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P.J.S.
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 11
i'd much rather get shot than bro-raped
Aug 15 2007 2:14PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
are you calling me a bro?
Aug 15 2007 2:15PM
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P.J.S.
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 11
no dude, it goes back to my fortune for you and your showers with inmates.
Aug 15 2007 2:17PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
will completely pwn tannerC
Aug 15 2007 2:18PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
oh ok good. will take over for sigfreid in the sigfreid and Roy show, and will not get attacked, but fall in love with one of the tigers, and will make a beastiality awareness foundation
Aug 15 2007 2:18PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
the size of your heart is not the size of your penis.

lucky numbers-1,25,68
Aug 15 2007 2:20PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
will find the Pick of destiny
Aug 15 2007 2:21PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
will loose his virginity within the next month
Aug 15 2007 3:19PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
never gonna loose his.

Aug 15 2007 3:22PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
will eat a clad infested pussy within the year.
Aug 15 2007 6:37PM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
will get blue balls
Aug 15 2007 6:38PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
i sense a larg black dick in your near futer
Aug 15 2007 6:44PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
you will walk in on your mom and dad showering ttogether, only to find out that your mom is not realy a mom. my friend, you have two dads
Aug 15 2007 6:57PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
your parents will tell you that you werent born a male
Aug 15 2007 7:11PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
your parents will tell you that you WERE born a male...
Aug 15 2007 7:17PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
will some day figure out what 2 plus 2 really equals.
Aug 15 2007 8:07PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
will be the first person to give himself a rusty trombone
Aug 15 2007 8:10PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
you will suffocate on a banana
Aug 15 2007 8:11PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
will find true love in a home depot with a gerbil
Aug 15 2007 8:15PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
will find his gay lover while hunting for quail
Aug 15 2007 8:37PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
will soon change his name to jeff
Aug 15 2007 8:38PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
will golf with john elway, then share passionate buttsecks with him
Aug 15 2007 9:14PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
is going to join the circus after being caught cooking meth
Aug 15 2007 9:17PM
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ScratchFS91
Posts: 678 - Karma: 27
will stop posting in his own thread
Aug 15 2007 9:21PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
will go no where in life.
Aug 15 2007 9:22PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
will get to 10000 posts(this one might actually happen)
Aug 15 2007 9:24PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
will eat my titties
Aug 15 2007 9:30PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
you will end up in jail for shooting a person
Aug 15 2007 9:33PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
will post alot and people will continue to bitch.
Aug 15 2007 9:37PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
will go pro next season
Aug 15 2007 9:38PM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
will spell steeze right.... wait! never mind
Aug 15 2007 9:41PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
will OD within a year
Aug 15 2007 9:43PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
^In yur near future
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Aug 15 2007 10:02PM
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Joan
Posts: 2944 - Karma: 1,305
^you will learn to ride a bike instead of getting pwned all the time
Aug 15 2007 10:17PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
will sadly be injured in a bicycle accident
Aug 15 2007 10:17PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
will soon be postmaster j
Aug 15 2007 10:19PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
will eat a apple
Aug 15 2007 10:24PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
will get crabs from not putting toilet paper on the toilet seat in a public rest room
Aug 15 2007 10:29PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
will become a gay pornstar
Aug 15 2007 10:34PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
will order his movies on payperview
Aug 15 2007 10:38PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
Will attempt to become a professional athlete despite what people say, go for it, not make it, cry, become emo, then die.
Aug 15 2007 10:39PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
i mtn bike but wut ever...

you will become a pedafile
Aug 15 2007 10:47PM
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R.Z.A.
Posts: 778 - Karma: 11
will learn how to spell pedophile
Aug 15 2007 10:48PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
ya I was gonna say i dont know how to spell it.

will get pwnd by yur lack to have an orgasm
Aug 15 2007 10:51PM
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