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bunnies, and the things that eat them

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CTripper
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so some rabbit had babies in my mom's garden and left them there in a little hole. and we've been watching these things get bigger and bigger. and this morning my mom called me outside and said that there's only one bunny left. so i go out to see him, and notice that theres a dead bunny, missing a head. then i see half of another bunny in the garden. then we saw a cat sleeping underneath his plant, probably resting after his feast. poor bunny, all his brothers and sisters were slaughtered right before his not even ten day old eyes.
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Aug 16 2003 3:04PM
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Lateralis
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i eat bunnies


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Aug 16 2003 3:09PM
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icecreamsandwich
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awww the poor bunnies :( that is not nice of the cat. i have a pet bunny. i call it bunny. its real cute. and tiny. nothing has eaten it...it lives in a big cage outside. it likes it.

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Aug 16 2003 4:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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my aunt has a bunch of rabbits. Her husband kills them and we eat them for dinner. They taste like chicken.

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Aug 16 2003 4:45PM
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Freeskifro
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If it was only ten days old it couldn't of seen it. It could probably hear the high pitched squeals of its siblings and their bones snapping as the cat devoured them though.


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Aug 16 2003 4:59PM
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I get a hammer and then go bunney hunt'in




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Aug 16 2003 7:12PM
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NH_LiNe
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i cant stop laughing, haha, my cat did that once to, he dropped a bunny off on are deck then he left it there, when we returned the bunny had somehow gotten away and are cat was right by are feet, about 30 minutes later are cat had found the bunny again and its leg was chewed off, the bunny was just laying there alive with its leg all mangled

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hucksterjibber15
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a baby rabbit fell into our pool. it was cold so i let it drown. it made funny noises
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Aug 16 2003 9:38PM
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mommy
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i once saw and ape devour a bunny.

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Aug 16 2003 10:32PM
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wiglaf
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my friend had bunnies but they would always get chewed in half and shit, they dont know what it was that got them...
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Aug 16 2003 11:00PM
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*cowboy*
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yup, when i was 6 the neighbor's hunting dog got to my bunny and had a bunny feast. it was sad then, now, it's just funny. My cat kills all kind's of animals.. Usually furry squirels.
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Aug 16 2003 11:16PM
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My cat can only bring back moles and garder snakes. He's de-clawed it's wicked funny
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Aug 17 2003 3:37AM
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petek
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the cuter it looks, the better it tastes.
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Aug 17 2003 3:38AM
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Nickskier
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then why does hot dog taste so good? the things they put in those certainly aren't cute.
Aug 17 2003 3:42AM
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nealdawgdiamond
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lol cowboy, it was sad that but its funny now, that is pretty true, when your young and your pet dies it is very sad, but now you dont think much of it, and you laugh


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Aug 17 2003 4:01AM
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doghoy
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i shoot bunnys

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Aug 17 2003 4:21AM
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hucksterjibber15
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i once tried to make a nuse for a bunny. but then my g/f yelled at me bacause she didnt want me to hang her rabbits
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Aug 17 2003 4:25AM
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skierdudeguy
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thats horrible! and great! ahahaha

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Aug 17 2003 8:16AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i fuckiin hate cats. they are good for nothing. all they do is scratch you and lick theyre claws. dogs on the other hand are just great

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Aug 17 2003 3:46PM
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3ski6guy0
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what did u do with the heads and slaughtered bunny? dinner?


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Aug 17 2003 4:15PM
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QuazBotch
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decapitated bunny head baseball
Aug 17 2003 4:55PM
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CTripper
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yeah, dinner, you moron, they are ten days old, and half the bunny is like the size of yleft nut. my mom scooped them up with a shovel and through them away.
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Aug 17 2003 8:36PM
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mommy
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^ im sure some orphans would have eaten them. food waster.

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Aug 17 2003 9:12PM
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linejibber550
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heres a very easy solution, MICROWAVE THE CAT!!!


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Aug 17 2003 9:14PM
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Freeskifro
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Yeah man cats suck, i hate cats so much. I have only liked one cat, and thats because it acted like a dog.


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Aug 17 2003 9:17PM
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doghoy
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i also hate cats, one reason is becasue i'm also allergic to them

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Aug 18 2003 3:48AM
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Aug 18 2003 4:28AM
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SaraJ
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once, when I had a bunch of bunnies, there were baby bunnies, and we had them in a big cage, on the ground, outside. One morning, all of them, except one, and the mother were gone. The baby that was left had the skin on one of it's front legs completely torn off. The cage was closed, and there were no traces of the other babies anywhere except for a few tufts of fur around the cage. We think it was raccoons.

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Aug 18 2003 5:54AM
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doghoy
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sucks for them

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Aug 18 2003 6:10AM
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icecreamsandwich
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cats are nice. if you dont want them to scratch then get them declawed. and they dont smell like dogs do. and they dont slobber either.

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Aug 20 2003 10:38PM
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DrPepper
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cats are cooler than people think.

i shoot bunnies.

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Aug 20 2003 10:51PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i shoot people.

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Aug 20 2003 10:53PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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What's the point of this post again?

And I don't think racoons eat live baby bunnies... haha

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Aug 20 2003 10:54PM
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mommy
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shortskichick, was the flesh of the bunnies arm ripped off, or just its fur? was it just bone? what a gay bunny, i bet it didnt even try to defend its family.

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Aug 20 2003 10:55PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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i know, what a pussy, he probably chewed his own leg off to make it look like he faught off the 'attackers' and make him look like a hero!

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Aug 20 2003 11:18PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
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ive eaten rabbit before. its fuckin good.


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Aug 21 2003 12:11AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
2 years ago my brother made rabit instead of turkey for thanksgiving and it was pretty good stuff...

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Aug 21 2003 12:13AM
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SaraJ
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the momma rabbit wasn't hurt at all, the baby that was left was. And yea, it was the skin that was ripped off. You could see the bone. And yes, raccoons are carnivores and they will eat live baby bunnies.
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Aug 21 2003 1:06AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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That was harsh sleezy... Unfurtunately it's true though...

And I'm pretty sure racoons would rather eat something dead than a baby rabit...

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'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
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Aug 21 2003 1:34AM
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i know i would
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Aug 21 2003 2:41AM
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mattster
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i eat cats
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Aug 21 2003 2:43AM
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^ shut up
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