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Freak accidents

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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36
yesterday i was trying fix my trampoline i lifted it up and the tubeing around the metal ring poped out and laseraded my rist.

i was wondering if anyone else has any freak accident stories to tell.
Aug 13 2007 1:13PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
it happened cause you weren't wearing ECHeadwear.
Aug 13 2007 1:17PM
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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36
well then maybe matty b should send me a free hat and i wont have these problems
Aug 13 2007 1:21PM
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396222687862
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you ski at gore, you should be able to afford one hat
Aug 13 2007 1:22PM
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Thomson.
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One time when me and my buddies were out wakeboarding, I was sitting in the backseat when one of them fell and the rop shot  back like into the boat and went around my neck and then pulled away again, it was scary final destination shit.
Aug 13 2007 2:43PM
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Piste.Off
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i was at baseball practice once a we were taking bp and as soon as my team mate steps into the box to hit he gets struck by lighting. he was out for like 30 minutes beut thankfully he didnt die
Aug 13 2007 2:45PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
you can't afford an $11 hat? psshhhh...
Aug 13 2007 2:45PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
hahahah i lol'd
Aug 13 2007 3:00PM
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skiah2489
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welll i was water ramping and after i landed, the pressure from the bubbles sucked me under water..  so i was trapped beneath the the pressure and the air pockets.  when i saw the bottom of the stairs above me, i for sure thought i was done for.. scaryyy

Aug 13 2007 3:10PM
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SteveStepp
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I did a cork 5 in the super pipe, landed it, and broke my collar bone. So wack
Aug 13 2007 3:30PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
when i landed on the deck of the superpipe and then fell to the bottom, i thought for sure i would break something, but i didnt
Aug 13 2007 3:32PM
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timmi
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i slid an up box and there was a ski patroller filling in a hole on the other side. i was flying off it, hit his helmet with myface and had the most rediculas fat lip. it was sweet.
Aug 13 2007 3:33PM
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Nicholas.
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hahaha, thats shitty! somehow in a pool one drunken evening i managed to do a frontflip all the way out to the shallow from the diving board and overrotate and break my nose off my friends shoulder...thats like 17 feet or something to jump out while doing a flip.
Aug 13 2007 3:35PM
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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36
yeah just because i ski there doesnt mean i can afford a hat
my mom works there i get my pass free.
Aug 13 2007 3:57PM
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honeydip
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ya i was playing golf with my mom and my bro, and me and my mom were standing directly to the side of the tee, and my brother somehow managed to hit the ball right into my moms forehead. it was fucking intense
Aug 13 2007 4:07PM
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comeatmebro
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there were a bunch of people golfing and this kid goes up to tee off. we are standing beside him and looking to see where his ball goes, hit it directly sideways shattered this kids ankle, he is out for a long time.
Aug 13 2007 4:16PM
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JAYTRON
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i got shot in the finger from a pellet gun from point blank range last night, now i have to find a way to get the pellet out. its a solid 3/4" into my ring finger and i cant see it but i feel it on the other side as the hole.
Aug 13 2007 4:41PM
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45.
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how thick is your ring finger?
Aug 13 2007 4:48PM
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Shorton
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oh shit, that sounds ridiculous
Aug 13 2007 5:04PM
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DANETRON
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dude it was karma catchin up wit you FOR POACHING THE CAMP LANES
Aug 14 2007 1:23AM
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[~_~]
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Every day, I go beegur, and BEEGUR...I could have died you know.
Aug 14 2007 2:15AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
haha
Aug 14 2007 2:26AM
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anxju
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haha i lol'd too.

i cant think of any freak accidents right now, ill get back to this thread
Aug 14 2007 2:37AM
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eheath
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One time, i was gettin orange mocha frapachinos with two of my friends, and then they got in a gas fight while we were filling up and somehow a match landed in a puddle by them and they burned to death. Tragic gas fighting accidents.
Aug 14 2007 3:02AM
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eheath
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Tragic photo
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Aug 14 2007 3:12AM
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P.J.S.
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if it were just two of your friends, why do i see three people and who took the picture??
Aug 14 2007 3:33AM
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JstHuckIt
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watched a kid try to throw a back flip with a weird rotation wakeboarding...he got his head somehow caught in the handle...when he hit the water, the rope snapped...lucky bastard
Aug 14 2007 4:50AM
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KLovelace
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when i was like 13 or so i was standin g on this piece of wood propped on a cinderblock, and my friends retarted little sister jumped on the other end. i didnt even notice her, but i fell off and somehow managed to break my arm in 3 places. my dad wouldnt take me to trhe hospital for a week cause he didnt believe me, and probably didnt want to pay for an xray. i gave him shit about that for awhile. until i grew up a bit and learned about the horrible world of american health care, then i forgave him. still though, quite a stupid incident. the doctor told me that i really ought to drink more milk.
Aug 14 2007 8:30AM
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DavidHonda.
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pop fly in the eye 4 stiches! i hate the sun! ER it sucked i couldnt even open my eye
Aug 14 2007 10:13AM
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mariob
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isnt that from zoolander

Aug 14 2007 10:55AM
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TannerCoulter.
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haha yea soo funny davey. haha i was pitching too.
Aug 14 2007 11:11AM
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DavidHonda.
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i didnt even remember that
Aug 14 2007 11:55AM
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eheath
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NOWAI!
Aug 14 2007 3:59PM
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Swan_Solo
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i was climbing up to a treestand in the woods, and there was this nasty old wooden step i had to step on to get to the next step, my left foot was on a screw-in metal bar step
like this:
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the wooden step broke, causing my other foot to slide off of the other step
i fell and landed directly on the metal step
at first, i was relieved i didn't hit my balls, but when i looked at the 'scratch' i though i had, i saw a gaping hole in my leg
turns out the step went in a couple of inches, and ripped a gash in my leg 6 centimeters long and 2 centimeters wide
also, the cut was all jagged, so they had to cut it to get a clean edge to stitch me up
it sucked, i got 16 stitches
Aug 14 2007 4:20PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
HighEUR and HighEUR
Aug 14 2007 4:26PM
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dave44
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Holy shit, 3 different places? how did you take the pain? like sleeping eating showering changing computing sitting walking anything would be painful
Aug 14 2007 4:34PM
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[~_~]
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I also had a horseshoe thrown at my right temple while I was rafting in the Grand Canyon.
Aug 14 2007 6:41PM
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Hannah.
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wtf hahaha
Aug 14 2007 7:05PM
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mattster
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my mom got struck by lightning through the phone a few years ago, weird shit./..
Aug 14 2007 7:06PM
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=FLO=
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My birthday was last march, so i wake up early really hung over and go up to the mountain to go ski. It is march and crazy crowded and i am way hung so me and my buddy go to the bar for a bloody. soon we begin taking shots of tequila and goldschlager (at 10 am) and are instantly fucked up. Since there are tourons everywhere, we decide to be one of them and be way obnoxious. We head to our local rental shop and buy a "spring break crested butte 2007" t-shirt that has mad splattered neon colors and rip the sleeves off, we rent snowblades with size 36 boots (yes they had em largest i have ever seen) we strap in fully gaped out and walk outside to make complete fools of ourselves, beers in hand. we ride up the magic carpet a few times, falling and tackling eachother, untill we get thrown off. we go to an upstairs bar for more shots, with snowbladez on of course, take several more shots, then leave. I decide to step up the extreme snoblading and ride down the 30 set metal cheese grater steps on bladezzzz with beer in hand, and totally stomp it. After getting huge applause from the gaypers in the lift line, i try to do a 6" daffy, one of the bladezz falls off cuz the boots are so big and not buckled at all, i fall on my face and somehow manage to slice my barefoot open with the other snoblade, requiring 8 stitches. Imagine trying to explain that to the Doc completely shitfaced, before noon, on your birthday!
Aug 14 2007 7:16PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
actually he would need a wristband- armada has some nice ones- i stood up in a bathtub with and old faucet and cut my ass- left a 4inch scar
Aug 14 2007 7:19PM
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GFProd.
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yummy
Aug 14 2007 8:10PM
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Eric_D
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at the beginning of summer i cut my the tendons in my middle finger with a piece of sheet metal, had to get surgery, out for 12 weeks. its been 10 weeks. almost there.
Aug 14 2007 8:16PM
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newschooler7
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Haha thats nuts dude.
Aug 14 2007 8:37PM
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KLovelace
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i just whined a bunch. and cried a lot. onje of the things i broke was this little kidney shape bone in my wrist, i shattered it though.. so i had a cast for like.. a longggg ass time, and it ways my right hand, so someone always had to write my notes and shit. that was chill.
Aug 15 2007 8:55AM
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